The annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded Summer 2011 rumours thread

[Ian Marshall]

Is N'Gog a striker? Feck me, he must be shitter than I thought.

Full thing from Football365:

09.18: Skysports.com understands Blackburn are battling with Bolton to sign David Ngog after he rejected a move to Leicester.

 

[indierich06]

If Martyn Waghorn is off on loan, as the Mercury are reporting, someone must be about to come in. I suppose by tomorrow night we'll know!

 

[Blue Maniac]

That's very kind of him.
I can sleep a lot better now, knowing he's not coming.

To have a very good night's sleep, just tell me JO isn't coming either

John Oster?

 

[Profondo Rosso]

John Oster?

Jonny Otten.

 

[Matt_B]

Jimmy Kebe (Amongst Others)

hearing #lcfc have bids or loan offers on for, get ready.. Gradel, Maynard, Beckford, Townsend and a new name Jimmy Kebe. #lcfc #rfc

No idea how reliable this guy is and it's probably complete bollocks, but Jimmy Kebe would be the best signing of the window if it were true.

 

[Graz]

Re: Jimmy Kebe (Amongst Others)

No idea how reliable this guy is and it's probably complete bollocks, but Jimmy Kebe would be the best signing of the window if it were true.

Kebe! I've been saying all summer how much I want us to sign him.

Would be happy if he's the outcome of our thousands of enquiries.

 

[Matt_B]

Kebe! I've been saying all summer how much I want us to sign him.

Would be happy if he's the outcome of our thousands of enquiries.

Twitter rumour of a 4m bid, but the same guy is claiming Maynard deal is dead.

 

[Nottingham Fox]

Gradel going to St Etienne.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Scoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

 

[Graz]

Stoke made a loan move for Romelu Lukaku, but Premier League rules say Chelsea can't loan him out to another Premier League team in the same window he signed in.

Have a go Sven

 

[Hammond Organ]

Gradel going to St Etienne.

Is he replacing Bob Stanley on Keyboards? I once saw Sarah Cracknell in a restaurant. She was gorgeous. Was about 15yrs ago mind.

 

[Hammond Organ]

Stoke made a loan move for Romelu Lukaku, but Premier League rules say Chelsea can't loan him out to another Premier League team in the same window he signed in.

Have a go Sven

I think he will, but that Lukaku's a big fella and looks like he would probably come out on top of that fight. Maybe Sven could bewitch him with his magic Swedish hips dance that get the laydeez?

 

[Matt_B]

transferhawkeye now linking us with Chamakh, Ffs it really is stupid out there in Twitter land.

 

[Hammond Organ]

transferhawkeye now linking us with Chamakh, Ffs it really is stupid out there in Twitter land.

I rest my case...

 

[Matt_B]

I rest my case...

The one about white dog poo?

 

[Blue Maniac]

transferhawkeye now linking us with Chamakh, Ffs it really is stupid out there in Twitter land.

Credibility zero. Chamakh for crying out loud.

 

[Graz]

Chamakh!? He's wank, why would we want him?

 

[Hammond Organ]

The one about white dog poo?

No, I actually just rested my case. It's on the side, over there. The dog poo is optional.

 

[Matt_B]

No, I actually just rested my case. It's on the side, over there. The dog poo is optional.

:icon_lol:

 

[Graz]

I'm going out on a limb, and saying one of these players will sign for us today

Maynard
Beckford
Yakubu
Jelavic
Kebe
N'Gog
Bentley
Chamakh
Michael Owen
Defoe
Le Fondre
Tommy Wright




Other than the top 6 mentioned there, is there anyone left who's been linked with us?