The annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded Summer 2013 rumours thread

[homer]

Well i hope he stays anyone seeing the Derby demolishion should agree, if he could maintain that form he wouldnt be for sale

Aye, maintain that stunning one match form

 

[londonfox]

I imagine it's because London sits in one of the high-up seats Waghorn constantly peppers with his shots.

... Ya know I wouldn't be surprised if one his shots (a 100% effort of a shot of course) hit me while I was sitting here in Chicago.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Aye, maintain that stunning one match form

...from seven months ago.

 

[FryattFox]

Aye, maintain that stunning one match form

...from seven months ago.

...against Derby.

 

[Mawsley]

But there's worse strikers/forwards in this League who had a stunning one match run of form seven months ago against Derby.

 

[homer]

But there's worse strikers/forwards in this League who had a stunning one match run of form seven months ago against Derby.

Oh, stop jumping on the bandwagon

 

[Blue Maniac]

Elvis Hammond scored against Derby once. Well, he got the ball in the net. Didn't count, he was offside.

Oh, he was so shite.

 

[Graz]

Elvis Hammond scored against Derby once. Well, he got the ball in the net. Didn't count, he was offside.

Oh, he was so shite.

Who?

 

[Biffa Bacon]

Who?

Elvis 'ankle' Hammond

 

[Graz]

Elvis 'ankle' Hammond

Ohhhhh! Elvis Hammond (ankle)! Thanks

Where is he these days? Still injured?

*Nope... not injured.... prison. At least until today: http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/local-news/ex-card-elvis-hammond-jailed-money-4809958

Happy release day Elvis!

 

[Nottingham Fox]

Ohhhhh! Elvis Hammond (ankle)! Thanks

Where is he these days? Still injured?

*Nope... not injured.... prison. At least until today: http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/local-news/ex-card-elvis-hammond-jailed-money-4809958

Happy release day Elvis!

Just been down 'Erskine Road, Sutton' on Google street view. What a lovely road......

 

[H T B]

If he's playing well, keep him in the team. If he loses form (for whatever reason), feed him to the crocodiles!

Wow, are all footballer supporters like our so called fans?

Un-bloody-believeable!

 

[tedfoxxx]

Elvis Hammond scored against Derby once. Well, he got the ball in the net. Didn't count, he was offside.

Oh, he was so shite.

Away was that? John Stead got the only goal?

That was a day when I genuinely questioned why I even bother.

 

[Redditch Fox]

There are a lot worse strikers/forwards in the league than Waghorn.

Of course he is no Lionel Messi but we are no Barcelona either so I really don't get the disdain towards Waghorn apart from people jumping on the bandwagon as usual.

Same with Konchesky too. Never really going to set the world alight, although he has scored 2 or 3 very good strikes that any player would be proud of, but very solid player IMO.

I think that part of the reason is that he was signed for a ridiculous fee - not his fault of course. He did show a lot of promise when he was here on loan but since then he
he's looked like he gives 100% but a woeful finisher. Older (much older) supporters will recall Jon Sammels - he also specialised in sending shots circa 30 foot over the bar then scoring the occasional astonishing goal - but unlike Waghorn, Sammels was a midfielder rather than a forward and he could play football.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Ohhhhh! Elvis Hammond (ankle)! Thanks

Where is he these days? Still injured?

*Nope... not injured.... prison. At least until today: http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/local-news/ex-card-elvis-hammond-jailed-money-4809958

Happy release day Elvis!

He's been out since about October, and has played for two clubs since.

 

[Hazzman]

He's been out since about October, and has played for two clubs since.

There was a rumour the other week that Watford were going to give a trial!

 

[Durham Fox]

There was a rumour the other week that Watford were going to give a trial!

Sounds like he had enough of trials TBH

 

[homer]

Right from Billy's mouth, I suspect - along with a few other things....

@NatJacksonsport: I understand #nffc have increased their offer for #lcfc defender Wes Morgan. A second bid went in last night and was rejected this morning.

 

[Blue Maniac]

There was a rumour the other week that Watford were going to give a trial!

Started as a wind-up on Focksestalk I think.

 

[Waxed]

Bert reckons Jamie Vardy has had his hair braided. What the flying f*ck.