The Crappy Premiership

[City Fan]

Seeing as Manure, Arse, and Chelski didnt play, will we get more than 10 seconds on the Premiership tonight.

(There should be a sticky topic about the Premiership because every saturday we discuss how crap it is, and how little coverage we get!)

 

[BlueMistress]

Were first game.

 

[City Fan]

WAHOOOO!!!!

Des Lynam is still a tw*t.

 

[BlueMistress]

Yeah i know.
We might be first next week aswel.
So the viewers can see henry score loads.

Keep the faith!

 

[City Fan]

So the viewers can see henry score loads.

HENRY?!?!

Don't you mean Impey?

 

[BlueMistress]

Yeah sorry.
Im drunk, missed the keys.

 

[City Fan]

Yeah I thought you made a typing mistake. You got the last letter right......

 

[BlueMistress]

Lol.

 

[PhilaFox]

When you said first, I think you meant first NOT to be mentioned.

 

[BlueMistress]

Lol! Leeds on first. :'(

 

[Petrescu]

Main game? Looks like we're the last game :?

 

[BlueMistress]

I know.
Fcuking crap or what?

 

[Scowcroft]

Never mind, we won! Wooooooooooooooooooooooo! 8) 8) 8)

 

[BlueMistress]

We got 2minutes 50 seconds, just counted!
What amazing goals though!
See that celebration?! :S

 

[Petrescu]

Class celebration By my two current favourite players

 

[BlueMistress]

From the shit view we had today, i didnt see either goal that well as there was some guy infront who semed about 7 foot wide and tall!

Heard the facking bell all game and pissed me off a treat!

 

[Scarby]

Can someone please explain this Bell thing to me as its all i heard during the premiership! :?

 

[BlueMistress]

Basically its a big fat twat who rings a little cow bell all game, he does this at every pompey game home and away.
I will smash his face in with a bell if i ever meet the annoying tramp.

 

[Scarby]

Basically its a big fat twat who rings a little cow bell all game, he does this at every pompey game home and away.
I will smash his face in with a bell if i ever meet the annoying tramp.

Why does he do this???

 

[BlueMistress]

I want to know aswel!
Im going to find out now!