The Ex Thread

[Blaby blue blood]

A year after getting divorced, me and my ex-Mrs get on far better now than we ever have. Make of that what you will.

Me too, been just over a year and a half and we are better friends now than ever!

And no I'm not still shagging it (if the current future ex Mrs is reading!)

 

[fosseboy83]

Me too, been just over a year and a half and we are better friends now than ever!

And no I'm not still shagging it (if the current future ex Mrs is reading!)

can i? :icon_lol:

 

[Kingy_85]

Glad she's in the shit Kingy, I know how you feel.

They should all be put in a room to be laughed at.

They worst ones are usually dog ugly too. Or is that just me?

Dog ugly doesnt do her any justice. Since we split she has been on a down hill slope.

We're talking bingo wings and trotters!

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

She's happier now she's got half your money?

:icon_bigg

 

[Blue Maniac]

If I comment, Cate and BF will chop my knackers off.

 

[lazzer]

If I comment, Cate and BF will chomp my knackers off.

I thought they already did? :icon_lol:

 

[Cate Fox]

I thought they already did? :icon_lol:

Possibly.....

I choose not to comment on this thread...

 

[Boy Genius]

Possibly.....

I choose not to comment on this thread...

so that's a yes then.

 

[Cate Fox]

so that's a yes then.

What, that we chopped off his knackers?

 

[lazzer]

What, that we chopped off his knackers?

Thats not what I posted Cate :icon_lol:

 

[Cate Fox]

Thats not what I posted Cate :icon_lol:

:icon_redf thats what happens when you sneakily post on your phone at work... and no, I wont be chomping his knackers off :icon_lol:

 

[Matt_B]

TBF I have/had one evil ex that made the current relationship hell in the beginning (though I had a part to play in that) but all my other ex (singular!) have been fine.

 

[Blaby blue blood]

can i? :icon_lol:

Feel free! I think your chances would be pretty high. She's gone cock mad since we split, think we worked out it was at least one different lad a month, and that's taking into account shes had 2 relationships that have lasted 3-4 mths! So that means she has crammed in :icon_wink 14 lads in about 10-12 months.

 

[camberwell fox]

Feel free! I think your chances would be pretty high. She's gone cock mad since we split, think we worked out it was at least one different lad a month, and that's taking into account shes had 2 relationships that have lasted 3-4 mths! So that means she has crammed in :icon_wink 14 lads in about 10-12 months.

TBF, sounds a bit like it could be similar to flicking a fag down Gallowtree Gate!

 

[Darth Vodka]

She's gone cock mad since we split.

probably pleased to discover they can be bigger than a Ladbroke's pen

 

[Blaby blue blood]

probably pleased to discover they can be bigger than a Ladbroke's pen

Oi! Ikea pencil I think you'll find :icon_bigg

 

[Dour]

Oi! Ikea pencil I think you'll find :icon_bigg

So, not only small but, like everything else in IKEA, put together from shoddy materials and rather disappointing when you get it home.

The poor woman.

 

[Blaby blue blood]

So, not only small but, like everything else in IKEA, put together from shoddy materials and rather disappointing when you get it home.

The poor woman.

Ive always found Ikea pencils to be rather useful, does exactly what its designed for and can be stored away quite comfortably when not in use

 

[DesertFox]

She's happier now she's got half your money?

I wish I had half her money! :icon_eek:

Not even a hand shandy at Birthdays and Christmas

Nope, not even that. However we were married for quite a few years so I'd pretty much forgotten what sex was... until I got divorced

 

[Boy Genius]

TBF, sounds a bit like it could be similar to flicking a fag down Gallowtree Gate!

you flicked a lot of fags then?