Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded autumn/winter 2017/18 rumours thread

[Jeff]

Possible January moves, according to the traditional unreliable sources:

In:
Andros Townnsend

Out:
Ahmed Musa to Everton on loan.

 

[bocadillo]

In:
Andros Townnsend

This typo infection that's going round must be very virulent; even Jeff has caught it ffs!

 

[Blaarev]

This typo infection that's going round must be very virulent; even Jeff has caught it ffs!

Ture. It should of course have been Town'send.

 

[Jeff]

Ture. It should of course have been Town'send.

In'deed.

 

[SJN-Fox]

'king ell

 

[Blue Maniac]

In'deed.

I'n'deed'i.

 

[LudlowFox]

Musa to Everton on loan? Cripes, they're desperate.

I dunno though, maybe Walsh knows something everyone else has missed. Maybe Musa doesn't like potato wedges but has been trying to fit in.

 

[homer]

Shi'ite

 

[jb5000]

Musa to Everton on loan? Cripes, they're desperate.

I dunno though, maybe Walsh knows something everyone else has missed. Maybe Musa doesn't like potato wedges but has been trying to fit in.

Maybe they realise he's a forward and not a winger

 

[fitz]

Maybe they realise he's a forward and not a winger

Not ****ing rocket surgery is it. Bet he'd tear shit up there as well.

 

[LudlowFox]

Now I had a recollection of reading somewhere that Musa himself preferred to play on the wing. But who the f*** knows anything anymore.

 

[Jeff]

Now I had a recollection of reading somewhere that Musa himself preferred to play on the wing. But who the f*** knows anything anymore.

I think he likes to play as a wide player in a front three.

 

[Blaarev]

I think he likes to play as a wide player in a front three.

Is that why he wanted two wives?

 

[jb5000]

I think he likes to play as a wide player in a front three.

Starting wide to run into a central position, in the way Terry Henry used to do, would make a lot of sense for him

 

[SJN-Fox]

Maybe they realise he's a forward and not a winger

He's a petrol pump attendant ...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/leicester-ace-ahmed-musa-opens-11331426

 

[Mike - True Blue Tinter]

"Expands his business empire with second petrol station"

He must be on shit wages if he thinks 2 petrol stations are going to set him up for life.

Unless of course he is getting big tips from all those rich Nigerian princes that keep emailing me to offer me part of their fortune!

 

[Blaarev]

"Expands his business empire with second petrol station"

He must be on shit wages if he thinks 2 petrol stations are going to set him up for life.

Unless of course he is getting big tips from all those rich Nigerian princes that keep emailing me to offer me part of their fortune!

If you read the whole article (for whatever reason I did that....) you'll see that he has more than a couple of petrol stations.

"And according to Nigerian press outlet, Today NG , it's his second petrol station in Kano, and Musa also has a sports and fitness centre and real estate interests in the city."

 

[Mike - True Blue Tinter]

So he also has a crumbling gym and a few rental slum houses!

 

[Miles Away]

So he also has a crumbling gym and a few rental slum houses!

What makes you think that?

 

[Blue Maniac]

What makes you think that?

It’s Africa, everyone knows Africa is just a giant slum. Amirite?