Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded autumn/winter 2019/20 rumours thread.

[popillius]

So, you can just narrowboat into a conversation and alter it?

Now this is a work of ****ing genius as a post. Take a bow that man.

 

[Robin127]

Now this is a work of ****ing genius as a post. Take a bow that man.

Now don't go overboard.

 

[camberwell fox]

Now this is a work of ****ing genius as a post. Take a bow that man.

Thanks.

 

[bocadillo]

Now this is a work of ****ing genius as a post. Take a bow that man.

You may not be giving credit where credit is due.

 

[camberwell fox]

You may not be giving credit where credit is due.

Ssssshhhhhh!

 

[camberwell fox]

You may not be giving credit where credit is due.

What goes round, comes round so to speak.

 

[bocadillo]

Thanks.

*shakes head*

 

[Blue Maniac]

I’d give him a stern talking to, Boc.

 

[bocadillo]

Now this is a work of ****ing genius as a post. Take a bow that man.

You're easily fooled.

 

[bocadillo]

I’d give him a stern talking to, Boc.

Keel hauling would be to good for him.

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

So PSG are going to replace Cavani with Slimani...

That's the rumour. Of course it is only a rumour.

I always thought he could do a good job somewhere just didn't work out here. He's tall, aggressive and strong clearly with an eye for scoring goals. 1 in every 2 at Monaco this season is it?

Perhaps BR could help Slim and we can see more of his man-management skills. He could well still be an asset to us. Though that begs the question why he's out on loan but that may well have been the player's insistence.

 

[Skitzo]

That's the rumour. Of course it is only a rumour.

I always thought he could do a good job somewhere just didn't work out here. He's tall, aggressive and strong clearly with an eye for scoring goals. 1 in every 2 at Monaco this season is it?

Perhaps BR could help Slim and we can see more of his man-management skills. He could well still be an asset to us. Though that begs the question why he's out on loan but that may well have been the player's insistence.

their other striker is Choupo-Moting so its not completely outlandish

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

their other striker is Choupo-Moting so its not completely outlandish

I met him last month in Dubai. Nice guy. I told him Stoke was a bit shit. He just laughed and nodded.
Slimani would probably be most suited to PSG and may well take the chance if the rumours are true.

 

[Brown Nose]

I suspect all this Slimani talk is bollocks. It feels like his agent has realised that his only chance of one more pay day is to move permanently this summer. His age means that if he sees out his final year of his contract with another loan, his salary expectations will be much lower.

We may finally get rid of the useless shite soon.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

I tell you who there should be a rumour about. Michail Antonio for £10m.
The guy is an absolute workhorse and can play as well. Barnes, Perez, Vardy, Iheanacho would get shitloads of goals just by him being on the pitch.
If i were Brendan i'd be offering Demarai Gray on loan and some cash to the Hammers to get Antonio in....

100%

He's far too good for the hammers. 10m, if accurate is a ****ing steal these days.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

100%

He's far too good for the hammers. 10m, if accurate is a ****ing steal these days.

Unless it’s a release clause, you’re a moron if you think West Ham would Part with Antonio for 10m. Not a hope.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Unless it’s a release clause, you’re a moron if you think West Ham would Part with Antonio for 10m. Not a hope.

I'd imagine it is a release clause if it's the figure being quoted. He's a 30m player. Probably 35m as it's January.

Tbh I'd love us to poach Cavani from under Chelsea's noses if that's still on & not just newspaper bullshit. Just to be ****s really & stop him playing for them. Man City style.

Plus I've always had a lot of time for him as a player. Win/Win.

Won't happen but I'd love to see it.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Antonio would drive me up the wall. Or.. through it. I dunno.

 

[Skitzo]

don't know why the press keep going with Cavani to Chelsea, all the European journo's keep saying he doesn't want to come to England and has already agreed to join Atleti

 

[give_us_a_wave]

don't know why the press keep going with Cavani to Chelsea, all the European journo's keep saying he doesn't want to come to England and has already agreed to join Atleti

Cool. He can play against us when they knock us out of the CL next season.