Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2021 rumours thread

[Speedy1]

Another one that nobody will know how to pronounce.

Hughes? Not too hard.

 

[Graz]

Hughes?

Not mine. Yures?

 

[Real Sharapova]

Another one that nobody will know how to pronounce.

Sorry, can you repeat that?

 

[londonfox]

How will people cope with pronouncing Noni Madueke?

Daily Mail: Milan battling Leicester and Leipzig for exciting €17m-rated England U21 winger

AC Milan are one of the clubs interested in signing PSV Eindhoven sensation Noni Madueke this summer, according to a report.

sempremilan.com

 

[City Fan]

How will people cope with pronouncing Noni Madueke?

Daily Mail: Milan battling Leicester and Leipzig for exciting €17m-rated England U21 winger

AC Milan are one of the clubs interested in signing PSV Eindhoven sensation Noni Madueke this summer, according to a report.

sempremilan.com

No problem. Most managed to cope with Salami and Innyacho well enough.

 

[Miles Away]

40 Million price tag for Abraham....

 

[Brown Nose]

40 Million price tag for Abraham....

Or free next summer. I know we won't be interested at anything like that price.

There are some idiotic clubs in the PL though so they might get it.

 

[M17TT C]

Villa would probably pay that I reckon.

 

[pork pie fox]

Villa would probably pay that I reckon.

Got West Ham written all over it.

 

[Blue Maniac]

40 Million price tag for Abraham....

By my calculations this means Iheanacho is worth 7 quadrillion

Market’s gone crazy

 

[Payne74]

Got West Ham written all over it.

Especially when JLingz signs for Arsenal in the summer

 

[popillius]

Villa would probably pay that I reckon.

Exactly what I thought. They are just about stupid enough.

 

[Miles Away]

Or free next summer. I know we won't be interested at anything like that price.

There are some idiotic clubs in the PL though so they might get it.

Exactly right. Realistically it should be about half that just on account of his contract situation.

 

[Payne74]

Exactly right. Realistically it should be about half that just on account of his contract situation.

Half it again on account of him not being very good

 

[Miles Away]

Half it again on account of him not being very good

Other than being Chelsea's top scorer the last two seasons, after banging in 25+ goals for Villa in the championship to get them promoted and playing and scoring at every level of the England setup, all before the age of 24.

 

[Graz]

Other than being Chelsea's top scorer the last two seasons, after banging in 25+ goals for Villa in the championship to get them promoted and playing and scoring at every level of the England setup, all before the age of 24.

Yeah, shit tho int he?

 

[Graz]

Just realised in the stories about them wanting £40m for Tammy is that Giroud will also leave this summer...

Gerrimin! Giroud would be a great player for us to have. Admittedly he might be able to do better than being 3rd choice here...

 

[Payne74]

As soon as someone trys to big up a player by saying they have EnGerland caps I just switch off listening and inspect the insides of my eyelids.
I mean the only qualification is having a British passport and 2 legs even 2 left legs is ok.
As if playing against Andorra, Malta, Albania and other fine footballing nations is such an achievement.
Go and win a world Cup beating a proper side and then quote the EnGerland rubbish.
Dier regularly plays for them....

 

[Brown Nose]

Or free next summer. I know we won't be interested at anything like that price.

There are some idiotic clubs in the PL though so they might get it.

Fecking idiot. Apparently, he triggered an additional year on his contract so it now runs to 2023.

Worth £80m now easy.

 

[Miles Away]

As soon as someone trys to big up a player by saying they have EnGerland caps I just switch off listening and inspect the insides of my eyelids.
I mean the only qualification is having a British passport and 2 legs even 2 left legs is ok.
As if playing against Andorra, Malta, Albania and other fine footballing nations is such an achievement.
Go and win a world Cup beating a proper side and then quote the EnGerland rubbish.
Dier regularly plays for them....

Right. So what about the other stuff?