Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2021 rumours thread

[Blue Maniac]

Is that like wiff waff?

Jonathan Ross called me that when I met him

Don't forget the horse dancing

can’t wait for that to start, I’ll suddenly be an expert on it for a couple of days

Steve Cram was good wasn’t he?

Never got signed up by Sunderland though did he

 

[Volpone]

Ozan Kabak looking very, very likely now at £8m

 

[tedfoxxx]

banter club announce kabak

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Ozan Kabak looking very, very likely now at £8m

Doesn’t seem like a terrible idea if he was improving towards the end. 8m is hardly a massive risk is it?

 

[homer]

Can he beat Maddison in a race over 60 metres ?

 

[fitz]

How are his dressage skills? Suppose it depends on the hoss a fair bit too?

 

[parafox]

I think he's quite good at the high jump

 

[Jimmy Lad]

I think he's quite good at the high jump

But not as good as Mane at diving

 

[Volpone]

But not as good as Mane at diving

I bridle at that remark.

 

[Graz]

Arsenal willing to offer us some duffers + cash for Maddison

Arsenal ready to offer up two players in deal to sign James Maddison

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No thanks

 

[tedfoxxx]

I swear these swap deals only exist in the heads of 12 year olds on Twitter and on video games.

 

[parafox]

Every season you see rumours that a club will swap multiple players for one, and to my knowledge it's still never happened

 

[Volpone]

Arsenal willing to offer us some duffers + cash for Maddison

No thanks

Who the hell do they think they are?

 

[Blaarev]

Who the hell do they think they are?

Arsenal probably

 

[Jeff]

Every season you see rumours that a club will swap multiple players for one, and to my knowledge it's still never happened

Kitson for Gee and Ormondroyd

 

[SimonW]

Emile Smith Rowe plus £35m might be worth considering.

 

[bocadillo]

Arsenal willing to offer us some duffers + cash for Maddison

Arsenal ready to offer up two players in deal to sign James Maddison

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No thanks

I can't think of two of their 'stars' that I would accept as part of any deal nevermind their fringe players. They really are a club in disarray; they have no idea. Really must try harder.

Laughable.

 

[TornadoShaunUK]

Honestly, I'd probably swap him for Saka. They don't have anyone else worth having..

 

[Payne74]

Emile Smith Rowe plus £35m might be worth considering.

For Mendy, might be worth a punt.

 

[Lako42]

I love laughing at Arsenal.

I used to hate them but know I find them amusing and small.