Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2023 rumours thread - it's started already!

[Graz]

Sounds exciting, we need a winger with some Silko skills

 

[SilverFox]

But if he disappoints he’ll be cut… yeah… Silko cut.

 

[popillius]

But if he disappoints he’ll be cut… yeah… Silko cut.

No.

Absolutely not.

**** right off.

 

[jb5000]

But if he disappoints he’ll be cut… yeah… Silko cut.

And here's me wondering what his finish is like

 

[homer]

But if he disappoints he’ll be cut… yeah… Silko cut.

Knew he’d be the butt of some awful jokes - this is just the (filter) tip of the iceberg

 

[Brown Nose]

Saga coming to an end.

 

[popillius]

Saga coming to an end.

I have a sinking kind of Soumare, Silva, Daka, Slimani, Ghezzal, Musa feeling about this one.

 

[camberwell fox]

I have a sinking kind of Soumare, Silva, Daka, Slimani, Ghezzal, Musa feeling about this one.

How many wanks is that?

 

[Lako42]

I have a sinking kind of Soumare, Silva, Daka, Slimani, Ghezzal, Musa feeling about this one.

His goal scoring record is garbage

 

[taupe]

€7.5M is a bit more than I was expecting. I thought we were talking around the 4 to 5 mark.

 

[popillius]

How many wanks is that?

I won’t be waving for a while, put it that way.

 

[Micky]

His goal scoring record is garbage

He's a winger isn't he?

 

[camberwell fox]

I won’t be waving for a while, put it that way.

…Does that help?

 

[taupe]

…Does that help?

Is Pop left handed?

 

[camberwell fox]

Is Pop left handed?

No but I am.

 

[Brown Nose]

Vestergaard now wants to leave because he's too good for the Championship. However, he'll only go to a 'top five' European league side.

 

[SilverFox]

Vestergaard now wants to leave because he's too good for the Championship. However, he'll only go to a 'top five' European league side.

The delusion is strong with this one.

 

[Graz]

Vestergaard now wants to leave because he's too good for the Championship. However, he'll only go to a 'top five' European league side.

Oh FFS he's never gonna leave is he

 

[jb5000]

If money has never been his motivation, what was wrong with Fulham? Asking for a Denmark defender (0 caps last season)

 

[taupe]

I'm sure he does.