The hysterically annoying and totally unfounded, but traditional, January 2025 rumours thread.

[Fox Fan]

£15m for a guy who's played about 10 mins all season and has a year left on his contract. Maybe they've already taken Rudkin as well?

 

[Blue Maniac]

That is actually mental

 

[popillius]

That is actually mental

Or not true.

Would that it were though......

Here's hoping to baby Jebus.

 

[Blue Maniac]

In fact, it’s so mental I choose to believe it’s complete horseshit. There is no way on earth that’s happening.

 

[Jeff]

 

[big_mac4824]

**** it offer Middlesbrough 17 million for their striker so we can offload this duffer.

 

[Funky Fox]

Whoever has the last Lath laughs longest

 

[Blue Maniac]

That might actually be more bizarre. Why would a proper footballer, playing well in his prime years in a real league, want to play there?

 

[Jeff]

Why would a proper footballer, playing well in his prime years in a real league, want to play there?

Because the AI bots that produce this stream of nonsense spam tweets say so.

 

[lesterboy]

That is actually mental

Don't worry we will come in with a bid of £20m and a 7 year contract to make sure he doesn't leave.

 

[Robin127]

That might actually be more bizarre. Why would a proper footballer, playing well in his prime years in a real league, want to play there?

MLS isn't as bad as some make it out to be. It's probably on the same level as the top of the Championship.

 

[popillius]

MLS isn't as bad as some make it out to be. It's probably on the same level as the top of the Championship.

No.

 

[homer]

MLS isn't as bad as some make it out to be. It's probably on the same level as the top of the National League

Yes

 

[Orifice]

MLS or Scottish League football?
There should be a tournament, like the good old Inter-Italia thing that Leicester tried many years ago.

 

[londonfox]

MLS or Scottish League football?
There should be a tournament, like the good old Inter-Italia thing that Leicester tried many years ago.

The depth of quality is so much stronger in MLS than the Deep Fried Mars Bar League. And the quality isn’t great in MLS but it’s better then that crap.

 

[Robin127]

And what makes you all say MLS is that bad?

 

[Blue Maniac]

And what makes you all say MLS is that bad?

Honestly, it’s some years since I watched MLS but it was proper shite then. Maybe there’s been a colossal step up in quality since but I’d have to watch it to find out, and that probably means listening to Americans talk, so… nah

 

[fitz]

So what is the WOTS about Hermansen's balls then? If he's not leaving it's got to be fairly grim. I believe this thread is for speculation.....

 

[OzzieFox]

That is actually mental

Almost as mental as us taking him on loan. We could even offer a few million to Atlanta to buy him from Palace.

 

[OzzieFox]

Can we replace Rudkin with Edouard's agent, the guy is a ****ing genius.