The hysterically annoying and totally unfounded, but traditional, January 2025 rumours thread.

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“For whatever reason, he hasn’t performed at the level we expected, but I’m sure that he might do so elsewhere, because I see him training and I see the quality he has.”

Translation:
"Please will someone take this carthorse off our wage bill"
 
but but but... he ticks a number of boxes; available, free, limited wage, notionally a striker....

sadly none of those boxes actually relate to him as a player
 
“For whatever reason, he hasn’t performed at the level we expected, but I’m sure that he might do so elsewhere, because I see him training and I see the quality he has.”

Translation:
"Please will someone take this carthorse off our wage bill"
I reckon he's performed at exactly the same level that I would have expected.
 
Nacho...FFS

We might as well bring Junior Lewis out of retirement
 
We have a player who has scored more goals already this season than Nacho managed last season. We will sell him. We are not bright.
 
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