The hysterically annoying and totally unfounded, but traditional, January 2025 rumours thread.

[Orifice]

Anything could happen in the next xx hours! Don't Touch That Dial!
You have been warned! Stay Tuned! Anything Could Happen! But probably won't.

 

[fox58]

My Dutch is not great but I think this says we’re out of the race to sign Akpom

 

[Blue Maniac]

Deadline isn't til Tuesday

Get away from that ****ing fax machine

 

[Graz]

Get away from that ****ing fax machine.

Oh shit. Monday.

I've been Jon Rudkined

 

[lesterboy]

My Dutch is not great but I think this says we’re out of the race to sign Akpom

You got that from a big ️ next to "Leicester"?

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

I’d rather not sign him. So good.

I want us to be smarter with out recruitment instead of signing just to sign.

Does he add a new option? Yes
Does he make our squad better? No

 

[camberwell fox]

I’d rather not sign him. So good.

I want us to be smarter with out recruitment instead of signing just to sign.

Does he add a new option? Yes
Does he make our squad better? No

We don’t need squad improved we need first team and mainly defenders.

 

[Feidlimid]

Cracking reporting from the Mockery. I paraphrase; Leicester could be in for a winger but he's probably too expensive so it's a non-starter. Jeez, what a rag. This thread has better reporting.

Btw, Patrick Wimmer of Wolfsburg was the randomly selected player.

 

[SilverFox]

 

[Feidlimid]

Are we in for Yoda too? Some of that Jedi mind shit might be the only thing that saves us.

 

[jb5000]

Are we in for Yoda too? Some of that Jedi mind shit might be the only thing that saves us.

That's been a lawyer's trick - (waves hand toward PSR suits) "These aren't the accounts you're looking for"

 

[Feidlimid]

Yes, I see where you're going with that - quantum superposition. For a period of time there, we were observabley and simultaneously both a Premier League club AND an EFL club. The lawyers could argue it either way, and successfully did.

Ask your preferred AI chatbot about Schrödinger's cat for the underpinning argument.

 

[Payne74]

Sign Darth Vader to do the match day tannoy

 

[jb5000]

Yes, I see where you're going with that - quantum superposition. For a period of time there, we were observabley and simultaneously both a Premier League club AND an EFL club. The lawyers could argue it either way, and successfully did.

Ask your preferred AI chatbot about Schrödinger's cat for the underpinning argument.

Just don't ask if the cat was in Tiananmen Square ;-)

 

[Brown Nose]

I don't suppose any of us are surprised, but it has been a very quiet month hasn't it?

 

[jb5000]

I don't suppose any of us are surprised, but it has been a very quiet month hasn't it?

Mads' injury has put paid to the only route I could see to serious business being done. We're clearly unable to spend much, but getting some real money in there would have allowed us to really try. The funny thing is, having now seen a bit of Stolarcyzk, I'm a lot more comfortable with us doing that than before he was injured

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[SilverFox]

Get him ready for next season for us… although we probably need him now!

 

[TommyK]

Nice. He needs a loan.

 

[Payne74]

"Fast and technical wide player" that's exactly what we need, Gerrimin,......Oh wait