The hysterically annoying and totally unfounded, but traditional, January 2025 rumours thread.

[Payne74]

Brighton's Ghana right-back Tariq Lamptey, 24, is heading to Ajax in a £1.5m deal. (Mail)

Despite the risk of injuries £1.5M is a good price.

 

[Feidlimid]

Leicester have explored the possibility of putting together a loan move for Wolfsburg's Austria winger Patrick Wimmer, 23. (Express)

Can't see it happening tbh. I've explored the possibilities of having sex with Winona Ryder.

 

[SilverFox]

Can't see it happening tbh. I've explored the possibilities of having sex with Winona Ryder.

She might be up for it. Have you asked?

 

[Feidlimid]

We couldn't find time in our calendars.

 

[SilverFox]

We couldn't find time in our calendars.

Her loss. Feidlimid only comes calling once.

 

[Payne74]

Can't see it happening tbh. I've explored the possibilities of having sex with Winona Ryder.

I've asked and apparently she's well up for it ..

 

[OzzieFox]

Centre-back signs, Odsonne Edouard leaves and loanee arrives in dream end to Leicester City transfer window.....
LeicesterCity.News
You cockmunching, clickbaiting bastards.
That was the headline (not the cockmunching bit). It went on to say......This WOULD be the dream window. Wankers.

 

[Payne74]

Watching Forest V Brighton. Erm Lamptey is having a shocker,

 

[Micky]

 

[Volpone]

Watching Forest V Brighton. Erm Lamptey is having a shocker,

He really is.

 

[Payne74]

Lamptey just given away a pen. He's been absolutely garbage.
Ajax will bid £1M then Leicester will counter with £5M and £70k a week wage on a 4 1/2 year contract

 

[popillius]

Lamptey just given away a pen. He's been absolutely garbage.
Ajax will bid £1M then Leicester will counter with £5M and £70k a week wage on a 4 1/2 year contract

Fine.

He's been shit today but he's a very good player who is probably just going through the motions considering the club are trying to get him out on the cheap.

 

[Feidlimid]

I'm surprised he's even playing.

 

[popillius]

I'm surprised he's even playing.

Me too. Guess they were trying to put him in the shop window.

That worked well....

 

[fitz]

Me too. Guess they were trying to put him in the shop window.

That worked well....

Maybe it has? They know what sort of players we like to get.

 

[TornadoShaunUK]

So we have an injury prone shit bastard who we can snap up for £10m rather than pick up free in 3 months time. Sounds right up our street....

 

[Payne74]

Fine.

He's been shit today but he's a very good player who is probably just going through the motions considering the club are trying to get him out on the cheap.

Yeah, I'm guessing he's just having a bad game as when I've watched Brighton before he's been excellent.

The point I was making is Leicester will pay massively over the odds for a player with a ludicrous wage.

 

[Graz]

So we have an injury prone shit bastard who we can snap up for £10m rather than pick up free in 3 months time. Sounds right up our street....

Rudkin is rubbing his hands together at the sight of it.

 

[popillius]

So we have an injury prone shit bastard who we can snap up for £10m rather than pick up free in 3 months time. Sounds right up our street....

Who are you talking about?