The Jamie Vardy appreciation thread

[Rock Fox]

I couldn't give a **** what he did for us, I'd pay him £20k a week to be taxidermied as long as I never saw him wear another clubs colour

Cryogenically frozen so that we have the chance to revitalise him again in a time of LCFC's need.
(Thinks: Hmmmm, there must be an idea for a novel/ TV series there...)

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Cryogenically frozen so that we have the chance to revitalise him again in a time of LCFC's need.
(Thinks: Hmmmm, there must be an idea for a novel/ TV series there...)

The Once & Future Shithouse.

Works for me.

 

[Jeff]

 

[Elon Bust]

I see he is now eighteen goals off the 200 target. It's a shame because it's not a huge number, but he's not going to get that amount for the remainder of this season. Even if he's on our books next season and occasionally coming on for a few minutes, I doubt he'll get any.

 

[Miles Away]

Tomorrow would be a great day for some Vintage Jamie.

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

Tomorrow would be a great day for some Vintage Jamie.

Or Jamie Vintage

 

[homer]

Or Jamie Afro?

 

[glyn]

Six goals in past seven appearances, only three of which he started.

 

[Miles Away]

Six goals in past seven appearances, only three of which he started.

Has to start every match he's fit now.

 

[camberwell fox]

Has to start every match he's fit now.

Nah, he’s finished.

 

[homer]

Has to start every match he's fit now.

Well he’s a better bet than the other three, but then so is Danny Ward I reckon

 

[Lako42]

Six goals in past seven appearances, only three of which he started.

He looks lively to me

Think he's very aware of the clock ticking and as a ruthless goal scorer he wants to feel it as many times as possible.

 

[FOX Franks]

Well he’s a better bet than the other three, but then so is Danny Ward I reckon

Too far, that

 

[pork pie fox]

A fair bit of appreciation for him in here:

Vardy

Good value isn’t he, is this age of sanitised automatons it’s great to still have little radgepots like him that give it back a bit (unless they’re ex-scum 😁) This still makes me laugh: You must be registered for see element.

www.readytogo.net

 

[Brown Nose]

Given all the talk about our finances, it must now be highly likely that we're seeing the final few appearances of this legend in a City shirt. We simply cannot offer him anything like he'd be able to get elsewhere.

Honestly, it's worth getting down to a game before the end of the season if you don't usually. See him one last time.

 

[pork pie fox]

Given all the talk about our finances, it must now be highly likely that we're seeing the final few appearances of this legend in a City shirt. We simply cannot offer him anything like he'd be able to get elsewhere.

Honestly, it's worth getting down to a game before the end of the season if you don't usually. See him one last time.

It’s rare that players accept less than they can get elsewhere, on the basis that they want to see out their playing days at a particular club, but I imagine that’s the only way Vardy is with us beyond this season.

 

[bocadillo]

It’s rare that players accept less than they can get elsewhere, on the basis that they want to see out their playing days at a particular club, but I imagine that’s the only way Vardy is with us beyond this season.

I imagine it's the only way he has been with us for some time now. Remember what he said to Wenger?

 

[Jeff]

Remember what he said to Wenger?

Chat shit get banged?

 

[camberwell fox]

Chat shit get banged?

Red bull and skitties?

 

[fitz]

Remember what he said to Wenger?

Bonjourrrrrrrrr, you cheese-eating surrender monkey