newtonfox
Active Member
can you keep everyone inline whilst I'm away mate
Not a problem as long as i am not busy at work or travelling
get a ****ing room :icon_roll:icon_roll:icon_roll:icon_roll
The not rights thread
- Thread starter stevewalshwasgod
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get a ****ing room :icon_roll:icon_roll:icon_roll:icon_roll
Spanky Fox
New Member
sorry newts, i know how much you adore swwg, i dont want to get between you too:icon_lol: so i'll let you have him hehehe
newtonfox
Active Member
sorry newts, i know how much you adore swwg, i want to get between you too:icon_lol: so i'll let you have him and me hehehe
your just sick mate
ps wheres my weed
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stevewalshwasgod
New Member
:icon_roll:icon_lol:
stevewalshwasgod
New Member
email being sent around work at the min..
To all Employees: Effective 5th September 2007
Dress Code
1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, or wearing Stone Island coats, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Holiday Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Compassionate Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch break and subsequently leave one hour early.
Toilet Use
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break
1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
Management.
To all Employees: Effective 5th September 2007
Dress Code
1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, or wearing Stone Island coats, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Holiday Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Compassionate Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch break and subsequently leave one hour early.
Toilet Use
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break
1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
Management.
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Spanky Fox
New Member
hahahaha
newtonfox
Active Member
Spanky Fox
New Member
In Honour of Swwg, this thread has been brought to life
Hello Everyone
Hello Everyone
stevewalshwasgod
New Member
Hello!!!
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
:icon_lol:
stevewalshwasgod
New Member
You are welcome to if you want
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
In you all come..........Come on, back in, don't be shy.
You've been out for long enough now, come on, get back in. I fear some of the damage you are causing out there may be irreparable.
Come on, back in please!!!
You've been out for long enough now, come on, get back in. I fear some of the damage you are causing out there may be irreparable.
Come on, back in please!!!
Macky
Gruntled Member
That's an incredible thing to say.
Next you'll be suggesting that footballers wear slippers when posing for photos
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
:icon_bigg
Hammond Organ
Active Member
And stuttering as well.
Macky
Gruntled Member
Probably been drinking too much Heineken
stevewalshwasgod
New Member
Does Spanky still post on here?
Macky
Gruntled Member
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