The racist thread

[Boy Genius]

Two Irishmen were walking home from the pub.

One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk all that way.'

'I know, 'but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'

'We could steal a bus from the depot.'

They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out.

After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing? Have you not found one yet?'

'I can't find a No. 91'


'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye thick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout.

who has been listening to Jethro then........:icon_bigg

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Martians, little green bastards.

 

[Realist]

Best ever Geordie. EVER, 100% FACT!!!!!!!

No, that is Alan Shearer. Legend - FACT.

 

[Willlow]

No, that is Alan Shearer. Legend - FACT.

:icon_eek:

 

[Melton Fox]

:icon_eek:

He was taking the piss, Willlow.

Only a bloody idiot would actually come out with a statement like that.

 

[OldGit]

He was taking the piss, Willlow.

Only a bloody idiot would actually come out with a statement like that.

I dunno - I reckon he's right up there with the fat slags

 

[Willlow]

He was taking the piss, Willlow.

Only a bloody idiot would actually come out with a statement like that.

Straight away i thought he must be taking the piss, but then I realised it was Realist and as you said only a bloody idiot would say something like that :icon_wink

 

[FIF]

Straight away i thought he must be taking the piss, but then I realised it was Realist and as you said only a bloody idiot would say something like that :icon_wink

 

[Realist]

He was an England legend and I fondly remember his goals for England and Euro 96 in particular.

 

[Steven]

He was an England legend and I fondly remember his goals for England and Euro 96 in particular.

Are you aware that although your name is "Realist" you are in fact blurring the lines between real, surreal and unreal?

 

[Macky]

He was an England legend and I fondly remember his goals for England and Euro 96 in particular.

Do you fondly remember the time that Neil Lennon headbutted his foot?

 

[MKFox]

Do you fondly remember the time that Neil Lennon headbutted his foot?

That dirty Ulster bastard....

 

[Macky]

That dirty Ulster bastard....

:icon_lol: Such a thug, poor She-ra got ginger hair caught up in his boot laces