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Two women were walking home after a night on the tiles, they cut through a grave yard to have a pee. they realise they dont have any tissue in their handbags so the first women uses her knickers the second woman makes do with a nearby reef. The next day their husbands are having a pint in the local, the first man says "I'd better keep an eye on my missus she came home with no pants on last night" the second man replies "you think you've got problems that's feck all my wife came home last night with a card stuck up her arse saying We'll never forget you from all the boys at the fire station"