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Yesterday I saw a mother and child arrive at the check-out, the child with a half-eaten packet of Haribo. The mother apparently seeing the sweets for the first time berated the child, asking where the **** she had got them from and telling the child that she couldn't have the rest because she certainly wasn't paying for them.

The child responded, "I don't like you, Mummy".

"That's OK", says Mummy, "I've ****ing hated you since the first time I saw you".

You certainly see all sides of life in the supermarket.

So what is your company policy on such an occasion? Did the chav-mum get away without paying?
 
So what is your company policy on such an occasion? Did the chav-mum get away without paying?

My personal policy is one of non-confrontation (lest they ask me to sort out prisoners-fights in the car park
 
So what is your company policy on such an occasion? Did the chav-mum get away without paying?

When I Asda'd you'd find half-eaten stuff all over the store. They expect it now.

And I transformed that noun into a verb just to make people shift uneasily.
 
My personal policy is one of non-confrontation (lest they ask me to sort out prisoners-fights in the car park


eeerrr... pensioner... pensioner fights!


Even my phone's spill-chucker hates me!
 
When I Asda'd you'd find half-eaten stuff all over the store.


Too true And they leave the half-eaten pork pies at the exact place they pick up the second course.
 
Only 603 now Boc :icon_wink


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Thanks to spion for the PM.

My, my - that is ****ing embarrassing!
 
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