The Safe House

[bocadillo]

I've got to be up at silly o'clock in the morning but on my way to bed, I passed the path up to the Safe House. I'd expected to see a great rush of people aiming to get the best seats - but nothing! Has everybody sneaked in the back way?

 

[Blaarev]

I've got to be up at silly o'clock in the morning but on my way to bed, I passed the path up to the Safe House. I'd expected to see a great rush of people aiming to get the best seats - but nothing! Has everybody sneaked in the back way?

Be quiet! I'm trying to sleep here!

 

[Motown Fox]

I'm standing guard at the moment near to the cd player in case Spion sneaks in and puts his William Shatner cd on.

 

[spionfox]

I'm standing guard at the moment near to the cd player in case Spion sneaks in and puts his William Shatner cd on.

Would that really make things any worse? Really!

 

[DesertFox]

Ned Flanders.

Alex is a bit of a 'Smithers', if you know what I mean....

I can confirm that, as I've seen his Ned Flanders in the flesh.

Pass the crisps, someone.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Custard cream anyone?

 

[Motown Fox]

I fancy a ginger nut myself.

But Gary Megson is not available as he's still tending Milan' s garden.

 

[pork pie fox]

I'm drunk already, can I still get in here? Come on, open the door, man!

 

[tedfoxxx]

I'm drunk already, can I still get in here? Come on, open the door, man!

That sherry was for everybody.

 

[Mawsley]

I'm drunk already, can I still get in here? Come on, open the door, man!

 

[Blaarev]

I'm drunk already, can I still get in here? Come on, open the door, man!

You don't want to go into that room. The way that custard cream is being used.... You will want to rip out your eyes after seeing that.

 

[tedfoxxx]

 

[Blaarev]

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Is that biscuit soggy?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Is that biscuit soggy?

Only from a tea dunking!

I've put the Christmas tree up by the way. I know its early but this place needed some festive cheer.

I say Christmas tree, its really just a dead houseplant with one of Homer's feather boas draped over it. We have a choice of angel to place on top, it's either an eagle eye action man or the Filbert Fox teddy out of my car.

 

[Mawsley]

Shouldn't we have a fairy on the tree?

 

[pork pie fox]

Right. That's it. It's awful out there, I'm in here for a while now.

 

[Real Sharapova]

Right. That's it. It's awful out there, I'm in here for a while now.

As soon as I saw Terry South had reappeared I thought it was time for the safe house. I'll put the kettle on.

 

[Lako42]

There are new people outside

 

[Blaarev]

There are new people outside

I'm optimistic about them not finding this place for a long time yet.

 

[Motown Fox]

There are new people outside

Not carrying plastic seats were they.