The Shame is Unbearable

[Chuck T Masala]

:icon_cry:I have always tried to instill in to my two boys a spirit of boyish adventure, I wanted them to be proper boys, scuffed knees, eating worms, able to sing a song burping and able to deliver top drawer room clearing farts at will. They are avid gamers and like all contact sports. The older of the two plays second row at under 15 rugby union.

This morning, my world is shattered. As usual I heard my eldest get up at around 6:15 to do his paper round. I looked out of the bedroom window to see him leave and was horrified to see him happily pedaling up the street on A GIRLS BIKE, his mums in fact. Its pink with white wheels and has a pink bell that goes ting-a-ling and of course no crossbar.

Have I lost him?

Worried of South Leicester.

 

[DesertFox]

Uh-oh...... :icon_conf

I blame it on the rugby, Chuck.

 

[Real Sharapova]

Come on Chuck, own up - it's your bike isn't it?

 

[fcukcov]

Its your own fault for calling him Tarquin.

 

[lazzer]

You let him play rugby so deal with it . :icon_lol:

 

[Willlow]

He probably saw you riding it and copied you!

 

[Chuck T Masala]

I know the Rugby thing is a worry, but he is a big hard fecker who can't kick a football for toffee, he can however carry an egg 100 yards with several players hanging off him. He does have a bit of a posh accent too.

Its too late to save him from RFU, he sings bawdy songs, wears a Tigers or All Blacks top and calls everyone 'fellah', but I need to separate him clearly from his effeminate side before he finds out his Mam's clothes feel nice!

Where did I go wrong?

 

[Chuck T Masala]

He probably saw you riding it and copied you!

:icon_bigg

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Its your own fault for calling him Tarquin.

Its not quite as bad as Tarquin, but his Mother does favour aristocratic names. :icon_conf

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Its not quite as bad as Tarquin, but his Mother does favour aristocratic names. :icon_conf

Ethelred?

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Ethelred?

begins with T

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

Tobias

 

[Siouxsie]

You've really no need to worry. Only lads who know that no one would even consider challenging them would dare doing that, and the teenage girls will just love it. He has to be careful of the shade of pink though - Barbie pink is definitely "out" by that age.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

You've really no need to worry. Only lads who know that no one would even consider challenging them would dare doing that, and the teenage girls will just love it. He has to be careful of the shade of pink though - Barbie pink is definitely "out" by that age.

I am sort of reassured, he did tell me to fick off when I challenged him about it this morning.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

I am sort of reassured, he did tell me to fick off when I challenged him about it this morning.

:icon_lol:

 

[Willlow]

Terrence?

 

[highland fox]

Tristan

 

[lazzer]

Thats the fellah :icon_wink

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Tristan

That's the youngest!

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Tobias

Baptised the short version.