The things you should never admit to thread!

[Matt_B]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

i once had a wank on a bus whilst the driver was outside having a fag. i thought i was the only one on the bus as when i turned round to check, no one was there.

When i finished i looked around again happy with my work only to find a grinning middle aged women staring back at me. I soon got off the bus!

:icon_lol::icon_eek:

 

[Han]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

I like to touch myself whilst looking at the pictures I took of Ben's arse on Thursday.

Surely a hack?

 

[Macky]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

WOOOOOOAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THE HORSE!!!!!
What's going on?

 

[drummindefender]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

I like to touch myself whilst looking at the pictures I took of Ben's arse on Thursday.

and who could blame you

 

[spionfox]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

I once owned a Bay City Rollers LP.

 

[The Major]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

I once owned a Bay City Rollers LP.

I'm sorry but after beighton's and Enderby's confessions that just wont cut it.Go back and think of something dirty.

 

[buzzer_b]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

i once had a wank on a bus whilst the driver was outside having a fag. i thought i was the only one on the bus as when i turned round to check, no one was there.

When i finished i looked around again happy with my work only to find a grinning middle aged women staring back at me. I soon got off the bus!

Great choice of destination to have a wank :icon_lol:

 

[Matt_B]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

Surely a hack?

Nope, I just wanted to see how uncomfortable I could make him (so to speak). Unfortunately he didn't seem the slightest bit perturbed.

 

[homer]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

A wank on the bus, FFS

What on earth is going on

 

[buzzer_b]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

A wank on the bus, FFS

What on earth is going on

Could have been worse, could have been a school bus :icon_eek:

 

[beaumontfox]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

Or even a special needs bus.:icon_eek:




I'm not admitting to anything btw

 

[Profondo Rosso]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

I once did an unflushable at my grandma's house, then blamed it on my brother, who was 9 at the time.

 

[homer]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

I once did an unflushable at my grandma's house, then blamed it on my brother, who was 9 at the time.

But did you smear it all over your body and then go down the old folk's home and lick old Mr Jenkins' ringpiece whilst tugging on your todger

If not, then get out of this thread

 

[drummindefender]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

But did you smear it all over your body and then go down the old folk's home and lick old Mr Jenkins' ringpiece whilst tugging on your todger

If not, then get out of this thread

No-one can out do you eh Homey?

 

[four king power]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

i once had a wank on a bus whilst the driver was outside having a fag. i thought i was the only one on the bus as when i turned round to check, no one was there.

When i finished i looked around again happy with my work only to find a grinning middle aged women staring back at me. I soon got off the bus!

:icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek:

There are some things one should keep to themselves! :icon_lol:

 

[MHS]

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Desperately needed a poo at Benicassim festival last summer and was 15 minutes away from a shitter, so I did it in a bottle. Drunken photos of the incident are on facebook too.

 

[drummindefender]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

how the **** did you manage to get it neatly into a bottle!?!

 

[beaumontfox]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

Desperately needed a poo at Benicassim festival last summer and was 15 minutes away from a shitter, so I did it in a bottle. Drunken photos of the incident are on facebook too.

No, I will not look.........that is just wrong.

 

[Matt_B]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

No, I will not look.........that is just wrong.

I'm tempted, I really am.

No joy thank ****

 

[drummindefender]

you ****ing would be