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enderby fox said:
i once had a wank on a bus whilst the driver was outside having a fag. i thought i was the only one on the bus as when i turned round to check, no one was there.

When i finished i looked around again happy with my work only to find a grinning middle aged women staring back at me. I soon got off the bus!
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:icon_lol::icon_eek:
 
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WOOOOOOAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THE HORSE!!!!!
What's going on?
 
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I once owned a Bay City Rollers LP.
 
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enderby fox said:
i once had a wank on a bus whilst the driver was outside having a fag. i thought i was the only one on the bus as when i turned round to check, no one was there.

When i finished i looked around again happy with my work only to find a grinning middle aged women staring back at me. I soon got off the bus!
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Great choice of destination to have a wank :icon_lol:
 
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Han said:
Surely a hack?
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Nope, I just wanted to see how uncomfortable I could make him (so to speak). Unfortunately he didn't seem the slightest bit perturbed.
 
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A wank on the bus, FFS

What on earth is going on :102:
 
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homer said:
A wank on the bus, FFS

What on earth is going on :102:
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Could have been worse, could have been a school bus :icon_eek:
 
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I once did an unflushable at my grandma's house, then blamed it on my brother, who was 9 at the time.
 
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Profondo Rosso said:
I once did an unflushable at my grandma's house, then blamed it on my brother, who was 9 at the time.
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But did you smear it all over your body and then go down the old folk's home and lick old Mr Jenkins' ringpiece whilst tugging on your todger

If not, then get out of this thread :018:
 
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homer said:
But did you smear it all over your body and then go down the old folk's home and lick old Mr Jenkins' ringpiece whilst tugging on your todger

If not, then get out of this thread :018:
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No-one can out do you eh Homey?
 
Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

enderby fox said:
i once had a wank on a bus whilst the driver was outside having a fag. i thought i was the only one on the bus as when i turned round to check, no one was there.

When i finished i looked around again happy with my work only to find a grinning middle aged women staring back at me. I soon got off the bus!
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:icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek:

There are some things one should keep to themselves! :icon_lol:
 
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Desperately needed a poo at Benicassim festival last summer and was 15 minutes away from a shitter, so I did it in a bottle. Drunken photos of the incident are on facebook too.
 
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