The things you should never admit to thread!

[Profondo Rosso]

Anyone ever tried out those holes between cubicles they have in public toilets?

 

[Profondo Rosso]

Or in less subtle terms, if anyone goes to the toilets in the Waitrose carpark in Blaby at 11pm tonight...

 

[Boy Genius]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

i once had a wank on a bus whilst the driver was outside having a fag. i thought i was the only one on the bus as when i turned round to check, no one was there.

When i finished i looked around again happy with my work only to find a grinning middle aged women staring back at me. I soon got off the bus!

So, you were having an Ann Frank, whilst the driver was having a fag. Did they mind you watching or were you waiting for your turn?

 

[homer]

Not doubting the validity of this story, of course - but how many buses have you ever been on where the driver gets off for a fag

 

[Boy Genius]

Not doubting the validity of this story, of course - but how many buses have you ever been on where the driver gets off for a fag

never been on a bus since we went decimal

 

[drummindefender]

Not doubting the validity of this story, of course - but how many buses have you ever been on where the driver gets off for a fag

depends what kind of fag were talking about

 

[MHS]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

how the **** did you manage to get it neatly into a bottle!?!

My mate had a swiss army knife and just chopped the top of it off.

Ladies and gentlemen, the poo bottle mid-poo:

 

[drummindefender]

chocolate milkshake anyone?

 

[Lako42]

I once went to see 'Fame Academy Live'

 

[fitz]

Not doubting the validity of this story, of course - but how many buses have you ever been on where the driver gets off for a fag

I did every work day for three years....was an hour and half bus journey so the driver always hopped off half way round for a snout.

 

[enderby fox]

Not doubting the validity of this story, of course - but how many buses have you ever been on where the driver gets off for a fag

it was the start of his round and he had to wait for a certain time to leave the stop, hence the reason why he had time.

Come on homey what do you want to get off your chest apart from the moobs?

 

[homer]

it was the start of his round and he had to wait for a certain time to leave the stop, hence the reason why he had time.

Come on homey what do you want to get off your chest apart from the moobs?

Doctor Sturgess said I must try not to talk about the 'bad times', or the naughty voices in my head might start again

 

[enderby fox]

Doctor Sturgess said I must try not to talk about the 'bad times', or the naughty voices in my head might start again

An English Doctor :icon_eek:. Never seen one of them before

 

[Dour]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

Ladies and gentlemen, the poo bottle mid-poo:

You're mid-poo and the receptacle is in front of your face?

 

[buzzer_b]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

Or even a special needs bus.:icon_eek:




I'm not admitting to anything btw

You sick b*stard!!

 

[buzzer_b]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

My mate had a swiss army knife and just chopped the top of it off.

Ladies and gentlemen, the poo bottle mid-poo:

I don't think I've ever seen anybody as happy as this guy in the pic. Its like he's somewhat 'proud' of what he's done.

 

[MHS]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

I don't think I've ever seen anybody as happy as this guy in the pic. Its like he's somewhat 'proud' of what he's done.

Mate, it was the most satisfying poo of my life.

 

[buzzer_b]

Re: The things you should never admit too thread!

Mate, it was the most satisfying poo of my life.

:icon_lol:

 

[Blue Maniac]

Bunch of ****ing perverts. Especially EF. Seriously, mate, what the ****ing ****???

 

[drummindefender]

Bunch of ****ing perverts. Especially EF. Seriously, mate, what the ****ing ****???

The Keane gig was pretty perverse I must admit