the thread

[Mr Perez]

I accidentally sat on this cucumber

 

[RHYDAL]

Where's me washboard.

 

[tedfoxxx]

government came and took ma baby!

 

[Melton Fox]

I never said Minnie had buck teeth, I said she was ****ing Goofy

 

[homer]

You don't think I asked for a twelve inch pianist, do you ??

 

[Darth Vodka]

no, fluck you european!

 

[tedfoxxx]

apparently if you swear at a jew its a hate crime.....

 

[MKFox]

nice tits, now where do you want these blinds?

 

[fcukcov]

And the Irishman went weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Macky]

I'd be more inclined to believe you if the cucumber didn't have a condom on it, unless Tesco are selling them like that now

 

[Disco Bob]

...and little Johnny replied "Channel 4, BBC2, UK Living and Cartoon Network"

 

[Disco Bob]

...he's a cycle path

 

[tedfoxxx]

what i'd give to be mrs megson on a cosy friday night in.....

 

[City Fan]

Horse piss.

 

[Orifice]

.

 

[LCFC 4 life]

right said fred

 

[MKFox]

It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp? It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he ****ing should be.

 

[LCFC 4 life]

If god were alive he would be pissed

 

[newtonfox]

if there is a god that is

 

[LCFC 4 life]

i assure you there is and he is mad