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[newtonfox]

i assure you there is and he is mad

holy smoke

 

[lazzer]

You should have seen the monkeys face trying to put the cork back in.

 

[Boy Genius]

You should have seen the monkeys face trying to put the cork back in.

That one made me smile Lazzer, I can just remember that joke......

 

[Macky]

if there is a god that is

Of course there's a God, you can read all about him in a book called the Bible.
I've read it and it turns out that He's an absolute utter ****, complete ****ing nutjob.

Have a read of it yourselves, the man is a ****ing maniac.

 

[Orifice]

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[Darth Vodka]

Of course there's a God, you can read all about him in a book called the Bible.
I've read it and it turns out that He's an absolute utter ****, complete ****ing nutjob.

Have a read of it yourselves, the man is a ****ing maniac.

i always write "Warning: Fiction" in the Gideons ones in hotels

anyone fancy starting a rival to Gideons, that puts a copy of "The God Delusion" in every hotel?

 

[Beliall]

the moral of this story is, always keep your condoms in your car

 

[Siouxsie]

2 nuns......yes it does, doesn't it

 

[MKFox]

yeah, it was a trifle bazaar....

 

[Macky]

...so the squirrel said "You'll never fit a wheelchair through a hole that size".

 

[MKFox]

...so he pulled a hair out of his arse

 

[Disco Bob]

...who are you calling Wooden Eye, ****face?"

 

[Beliall]

Systematic

 

[SJN-Fox]

And the dwarf said, "No, I've got a headache"

 

[Jeff]

Who's there?

 

[fcukcov]

Doug

 

[MKFox]

.......ooohhhh, champion

 

[drummindefender]

man walks into a bar

 

[MKFox]

...and highland says, "ok, but don't hit me too hard with the tray"

 

[spionfox]

and she said, well, just this once, but let me take my teeth out first.