Things that make you realise you are getting old

[From Gradel to Grave]

Who's

I'd give you a link but I don't want blood on my hands. :icon_wink

 

[Boy Genius]

Who's

Trevors got a dilema

 

[Darth Vodka]

grey hairs in my chest hair... apparently worse it come *ahem*

nasal hairs that are always growing

my neck cricking every time i put my head to either side (22 years of playing rugby perhaps)

introducing myself as ol (my name is oliver) and people saying "what, you're old?" barstewards

pulling girls that are ten years younger and when you start talking about kids' tv they just look at like you're mad

doing the maths and realising that if i had a kid the first time i had sex, it would have done its GCSEs by now :icon_eek:

 

[spionfox]

grey hairs in my chest hair...

A chest, back and neck wax will sort you out.

And no, contrary to what the ladies will tell you, it doesn't hurt that much.

 

[Darth Vodka]

A chest, back and neck wax will sort you out.

And no, contrary to what the ladies will tell you, it doesn't hurt that much.

i don't have any hairs on my back or neck...i'm not very hairy at all

so no backcrackandsack for me thank you

 

[spionfox]

so no backcrackandsack for me thank you

She wouldn't do it. Offered to double the fee but still got a point blank refusal :icon_cry:

 

[Brauny Blue]

Looking for a quiet pub on your hols.
Moaning at the youth of today concerning things we did ourselves.
Ditching the designer labels for Lonsdale.
Using the bathroom scales more frequently.
Falling sleep when home from work.

 

[Hector]

doing the maths and realising that if i had a kid the first time i had sex, it would have done its GCSEs by now :icon_eek:

I did the same maths - would probably have been leader of the Conservative Party by now. :icon_wink

 

[newtonfox]

When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.
~ When you have all the answers ~ but no one asks you the questions.
~ You stop looking forward to your next birthday.
~ There's too much room in the house but not enough in the medicine cabinet.
~ You get winded playing chess.
~ The candles on your birthday cake are a fire hazard.
~ You look forward to a dull evening.
~ When you're disturbed in the bath and you don't know which bits to cover first.
~ You're still chasing women but can't remember why.
~ You finally get you head together but your body falls apart.
~ You and your teeth don't sleep together.
~ There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

 

[Siouxsie]

doing the maths and realising that if i had a kid the first time i had sex, it would have done its GCSEs by now :icon_eek:

Mine got her results a fortnight ago - and she wasn't from the first time.

 

[spionfox]

Falling sleep when home from work.

Falling asleep when ON the way home from work :icon_redf

 

[Steven]

Falling asleep when ON the way home from work :icon_redf

As I walk home from work that would be really bad. :icon_eek:

 

[spionfox]

As I walk home from work that would be really bad. :icon_eek:

I drive - you work it out :icon_eek:

 

[consty]

cynicism eclipsing optimism.

 

[Lako42]

A life support machine

 

[Matt_B]

grey hairs in my chest hair... apparently worse it come *ahem*

nasal hairs that are always growing

my neck cricking every time i put my head to either side (22 years of playing rugby perhaps)

introducing myself as ol (my name is oliver) and people saying "what, you're old?" barstewards

pulling girls that are ten years younger and when you start talking about kids' tv they just look at like you're mad

doing the maths and realising that if i had a kid the first time i had sex, it would have done its GCSEs by now :icon_eek:

It's not that they don't know what you are talking about, more that the guy whos face they are about to straddle is waffling on about Zippy, George and Bungle. Real mood killer there Darth

 

[Melton Fox]

Reading Talking Balls and not making head nor tail of what certain words mean, or wondering if they are even words in the first place.

 

[Steven]

Reading ridiculous threads like this. :icon_roll

 

[Macky]

Looking for a quiet pub on your hols.
Moaning at the youth of today concerning things we did ourselves.
Ditching the designer labels for Lonsdale.
Using the bathroom scales more frequently.
Falling sleep when home from work.

Eh? What's wrong with Lonsdale?
I've liked Lonsdale clothes since I was a kid, so hardly a sign of getting old.

 

[Macky]

cynicism eclipsing optimism.

Surely that's a personal one consty?
I've always been cynical, nothing to do with age.