Things that piss you off

[drummindefender]

the fact i have to spend an entire day without running water and central heating

 

[lazzer]

or should that be lol

pmsl lmao rofl

 

[FIF]

pmsl lmao rofl

Got it. I'll try and remember for next time.

 

[fitz]

the fact i have to spend an entire day without running water and central heating

I had a feckin month of that, had to go to the old man's house to have a shower everyday.......2hour round trip that fecker, as there are no buses and i had to walk! will never take that for granted again

 

[Cate Fox]

My brother was ''thrill a minute'' he reports. One twat starting throwing pint glasses around and got chucked out. £1200 worth damage caused. :icon_lol:

We have ''lunch''. Dull as feck. Chinese Buffet, all you can eat because the tight bastards don't wanna pay over a tenner.

It started going downhill when we were sat at our respective dinner tables - our table was having a fairly good laugh, trying to make the best of a shite night then the European MD comes over and tells us to simmer down, we're making too much noise... I thought parties were supposed to be fun

 

[Melton Fox]

You should have seen what went off last night at the lcfc staff xmas party :icon_wink

WTF were you doing at the LCFC Christmas Party?

 

[Singth]

WTF were you doing at the LCFC Christmas Party?

He was on an undercover mission for Talking Balls. He disguised himself with a wig, some Groucho Marx type glasses and moustache and sat himself in the corner pretending to read a newspaper.

What d'ya find out Newts?

 

[Hazzman]

On that topic, I had a dream last night where I went from a drink with Fryatt and Howard. Howard didn't say a word during it, Fryatt had the brains of a 14 year old and loads of kids for some reason.

Feel free to edit.

 

[City Fan]

On that topic, I had a dream last night where I went from a drink with Fryatt and Howard. Howard didn't say a word during it, Fryatt had the brains of a 14 year old and loads of kids for some reason.

Feel free to edit.

I hope you don't often dream of loads of kids........:icon_lol:

 

[muzzysgal]

Seeing something that I'd really like as a Christmas present, at this time on Christmas Eve :icon_roll

 

[spionfox]

Relatives who have nice large TFT monitors but still have it on 1024 x 768 resolution and complain bitterly if you dare change it to a more appropriate size.

 

[The Major]

Eastenders over running on Christmas day, therefore fvcking up my recording of Wallace and Gromit and the Royle Family. How can it over run? It was recorded 3 weeks ago, the fvcking shite.

 

[Macky]

Eastenders over running on Christmas day, therefore fvcking up my recording of Wallace and Gromit and the Royle Family. How can it over run? It was recorded 3 weeks ago, the fvcking shite.

When I finally achieve total world domination, you'll be glad to know that moronic, offensive, brainless TV programmes like Eastenders will be totally banned under pain of slow, tortuous death for anybody disobeying the ban.

Unfortunately for you, the same legislation will also outlaw the Royle family, obviously.

 

[Blue Maniac]

When I finally achieve total world domination, you'll be glad to know that moronic, offensive, brainless TV programmes like Eastenders will be totally banned under pain of slow, tortuous death for anybody disobeying the ban.

Unfortunately for you, the same legislation will also outlaw the Royle family, obviously.

And Big Brother, one would hope. And any form of UEFA Cup coverage.

 

[The Major]

I'd just like to point out that the Royle Family is an underrated work of genius.

 

[FIF]

When I finally achieve total world domination, you'll be glad to know that moronic, offensive, brainless TV programmes like Eastenders will be totally banned under pain of slow, tortuous death for anybody disobeying the ban.

Unfortunately for you, the same legislation will also outlaw the Royle family, obviously.

something we can agree on.

 

[Siouxsie]

This cough I've now had for almost a month that I just can't shake off.

 

[City Fan]

Graduate Job Application Forms - take ****ing ages to do, and they ask you ridiculous questions. What happened to the simple cover letter and CV jobby?

 

[Cate Fox]

Graduate Job Application Forms - take ****ing ages to do, and they ask you ridiculous questions. What happened to the simple cover letter and CV jobby?

they disappeared a LONG time ago... standard application forms contain total bollocks these days.

 

[muzzysgal]

Trying to iron t-shirts that have twisted seams.