Things you don't hear anymore...

[muzzysgal]

Its a bit black over Bills mothers

My Mum says that quite a bit still.

 

[M17TT C]

Cheering at The Walkers - well from the home fans anyway!

 

[Brauny Blue]

The rag and bone man

 

[Richie_d123]

never heard that version, it was always......

Hey Pakistani
Does your mother have a fanny?
Does it smell?
<sniff> <sniff>
****ing hell.

probably less popular in leicestershire than gateshead however

I was about 10 when my dad taught me that. He also sent me school to ask my teacher about her man in a boat

 

[foxin_oz]

Rolf Harris' Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport.

(We should be thankful for small mercies.)

 

[Melton Fox]

Catch a nigger by it's toe

 

[M17TT C]

I'm just nipping down to The Paki Shop

 

[M17TT C]

"The World Trade Centres look amazing in that sun-set!"

 

[Melton Fox]

Can I make an appointment to see Dr Shipman please?

 

[muzzysgal]

2 oz of Chewing Nuts and a packet of Spangles please.

 

[The Major]

Are you mashing?

 

[Orifice]

I'll have to break into a pound note if you want me to get you a pint

 

[Macky]

Are you mashing?

Used every day, several times a day.

 

[M17TT C]

Used every day, several times a day.

Surely your kid(s) aren't on them already!

 

[Hammond Organ]

Your new grifter is skill.

 

[Macky]

Surely your kid(s) aren't on them already!

What, teabags? No, not yet, but when Daddy says "get mashed", Daddy will be obeyed.

 

[Hammond Organ]

After the successful reign of Steve McClaren, why aren't we appointing another English Manager?

 

[Matt_B]

Probably been done but....

"Oh look, white dog shit"

 

[MHS]

Are you mashing?

We still use that one at work.

 

[spionfox]

"More tea Vicar?"
(after a fart)