Valencia

[David Gwilliam]

Exceptionally talented yet prone to being photographed in a Cardiff high street replete with boyfriend assisting her walking due to the fact she is intoxicated and with her undies around her ankles due to forgetting to pull them up after having a piss in the street. Yup, no reason to use her behaviour for an attempt at humour there for any fan, let alone Leicester fans...

I missed this. We must read different newspapers.

 

[Mawsley]

She can piss in my road anytime

 

[Hammond Organ]

She can piss in my road anytime

Is that an invite to all female celebrities? Perhaps we can work on a new reality tv programme - All star celebrity lashed up bint road pissing. We could even go continental and have an 'it's a knockout' style assault course and paparazzi in large inflatable suits. Celebs having to piss in a glass - who would win out of Katona v Lohan?

 

[Hammond Organ]

I missed this. We must read different newspapers.

I can't read, so unless you look at the pictures on the back of cereals packets, you are probably correct.

 

[Mawsley]

Is that an invite to all female celebrities?

You Sir are a plagiarist.

Your "gameshow" is nothing more than Jeremy Kyle with less celebrities.

 

[Hammond Organ]

You Sir are a plagiarist.

Your "gameshow" is nothing more than Jeremy Kyle with less celebrities.

Damn, scuppered again. Same happened in 2001 when I pitched the idea of relieving prison over crowding by putting 10 future offenders, picked at random, in a secure facility whilst filming the results...

 

[Blue Maniac]

 

[Hammond Organ]

Now there was a TV visionary!