Venison

[lazzer]

A bloke at work just offered me 8 legs of venison for £200. Personally I think thats too dear. What do you all think ?

 

[homer]

I think you might find it a bit rubbery

 

[fcukcov]

its not 2:30 already is it?

 

[Blue Maniac]

A bloke at work just offered me 8 legs of venison for £200. Personally I think thats too dear. What do you all think ?

A venison doesn't have eight legs.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Barry Venison?

 

[Biff]

A venison doesn't have eight legs.

Then its not too deer then. Simples.

 

[Hector]

I think you might find it a bit rubbery

Daylight rubbery in fact.

 

[Hector]

A bloke at work just offered me 8 legs of venison for £200. Personally I think thats too dear. What do you all think ?

It depends on the quality and how its been prepared. Personally I don't like my venison to be too well hung.

 

[Blue Maniac]

It depends on the quality and how its been prepared. Personally I don't like my venison to be too well hung.

Barry Venison's hung like a gerbil.

 

[lazzer]

A venison doesn't have eight legs.

Too dear :icon_roll Bacon !

 

[The Major]

A bloke at work just offered me 8 legs of venison for £200. Personally I think thats too dear. What do you all think ?

That joke works better verbally as too and two are different words.

It's better to try and fail than never try at all though.You keep at it.

 

[GazLCFC]

I went to the butchers the other day and he bet me £10 that I couldnt jump up and grab the 4 pieces of beef from the top shelf. I turned him down as the stakes were to high.








Sorry

 

[tedfoxxx]

I went to the butchers the other day and he bet me £10 that I couldnt jump up and grab the 4 pieces of beef from the top shelf. I turned him down as the stakes were to high.








Sorry

Well I'll be subjecting everyone I meat (haha) to that joke tomorrow, thanks Gaz.

 

[lazzer]

That joke works better verbally as too and two are different words.

It's better to try and fail than never try at all though.You keep at it.

Not if you have the intelligence to associate the too/two words.

 

[lazzer]

Well I'll be subjecting everyone I meat (haha) to that joke tomorrow, thanks Gaz.

Nah dont get it. Meat is spelt wrong :icon_wink

 

[Blue Maniac]

:icon_lol: Lazzer, this is what you get when you have to wipe the dust off your jokes before using them.

 

[lazzer]

:icon_lol: Lazzer, this is what you get when you have to wipe the dust off your jokes before using them.

.................and you are ?

 

[fcukcov]

.................and you are ?

Ouch the old Inner circle put down!:icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

Ouch the old Inner circle put down!:icon_lol:

We know all about your inner circle. :icon_lol:

 

[fcukcov]

We know all about your inner circle. :icon_lol:

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