Venison

lazzer · Dec 16, 2009

A bloke at work just offered me 8 legs of venison for £200. Personally I think thats too dear. What do you all think ?

homer · Dec 16, 2009

I think you might find it a bit rubbery

fcukcov · Dec 16, 2009

its not 2:30 already is it?

Blue Maniac · Dec 16, 2009

lazzer said:
A bloke at work just offered me 8 legs of venison for £200. Personally I think thats too dear. What do you all think ?

A venison doesn't have eight legs.

tedfoxxx · Dec 16, 2009

Barry Venison?

Biff · Dec 16, 2009

Blue Maniac said:
A venison doesn't have eight legs.

Then its not too deer then. Simples.

Hector · Dec 16, 2009

homer said:
I think you might find it a bit rubbery

Daylight rubbery in fact.

Hector · Dec 16, 2009

lazzer said:
A bloke at work just offered me 8 legs of venison for £200. Personally I think thats too dear. What do you all think ?

It depends on the quality and how its been prepared. Personally I don't like my venison to be too well hung.

Blue Maniac · Dec 16, 2009

Hector said:
It depends on the quality and how its been prepared. Personally I don't like my venison to be too well hung.

Barry Venison's hung like a gerbil.

lazzer · Dec 16, 2009

Blue Maniac said:
A venison doesn't have eight legs.

Too dear :icon_roll Bacon !

The Major · Dec 16, 2009

lazzer said:
A bloke at work just offered me 8 legs of venison for £200. Personally I think thats too dear. What do you all think ?

That joke works better verbally as too and two are different words.

It's better to try and fail than never try at all though.You keep at it. :023:

GazLCFC · Dec 16, 2009

I went to the butchers the other day and he bet me £10 that I couldnt jump up and grab the 4 pieces of beef from the top shelf. I turned him down as the stakes were to high.

Sorry

tedfoxxx · Dec 16, 2009

GazLCFC said:
I went to the butchers the other day and he bet me £10 that I couldnt jump up and grab the 4 pieces of beef from the top shelf. I turned him down as the stakes were to high.

Sorry

Well I'll be subjecting everyone I meat (haha) to that joke tomorrow, thanks Gaz.

lazzer · Dec 17, 2009

Major I Swarter said:
That joke works better verbally as too and two are different words.

It's better to try and fail than never try at all though.You keep at it.

Not if you have the intelligence to associate the too/two words.

lazzer · Dec 17, 2009

tedfoxxx said:
Well I'll be subjecting everyone I meat (haha) to that joke tomorrow, thanks Gaz.

Nah dont get it. Meat is spelt wrong :icon_wink

Blue Maniac · Dec 17, 2009

:icon_lol: Lazzer, this is what you get when you have to wipe the dust off your jokes before using them.

lazzer · Dec 17, 2009

Blue Maniac said:
:icon_lol: Lazzer, this is what you get when you have to wipe the dust off your jokes before using them.

.................and you are ?

fcukcov · Dec 17, 2009

lazzer said:
.................and you are ?

Ouch the old Inner circle put down!:icon_lol:

lazzer · Dec 17, 2009

fcukcov said:
Ouch the old Inner circle put down!:icon_lol:

We know all about your inner circle. :icon_lol:

fcukcov · Dec 17, 2009

lazzer said:
We know all about your inner circle. :icon_lol:

:icon_lol:

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