Venison

[Jeff]

Shoddy work Motown, buck up your standards
:icon_wink

That's the problem with the web, ambitious puns everywhere.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Blue Maniac takes a deer home and cooks it.
His kids ask what it is.
He says it’s what mummy calls me sometimes.

Little girl shouts "Dont eat it, its a ****ing arsehole"

You know I'm not married...

 

[Matt_B]

You know I'm not married...

Mummy and wife are different :icon_wink

 

[Joe_Fox]

hooves

 

[Joe_Fox]

I had a venison curry last night, and a venison in blue cheese pasta sauce the night before. It may be dear but it's yomp!

 

[Macky]

I had a venison curry last night, and a venison in blue cheese pasta sauce the night before. It may be dear but it's yomp!

What was the celebration? Stag night?

 

[Joe_Fox]

cost the poor beast an arm and a leg. Very deer.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I still don't know what yomp is.

 

[bocadillo]

I still don't know what yomp is.

Perhaps this will help:

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[Blue Maniac]

Perhaps this will help:

[YOUTUBE]ixkZSD25LRY[/YOUTUBE]

That clears it up, ta.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Yomp is to eat something that you find tasty quickly and wholly. After eating something tasty and at pace and completing the dish one should proclaim 'YOMP!'.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Yomp is to eat something that you find tasty quickly and wholly. After eating something tasty and at pace and completing the dish one should proclaim 'YOMP!'.

So is yomp a verb or merely an interjection?

 

[bocadillo]

Yomp is to eat something that you find tasty quickly and wholly. After eating something tasty and at pace and completing the dish one should proclaim 'YOMP!'.

So YOMP is little like a satisfied belch then?

 

[Blue Maniac]

So YOMP is little like a satisfied belch then?

Joe appears to have given two definitions.

 

[Durham Fox]

I'm having venison tonight.

 

[MKFox]

I'm having a big black cock tonight. yummy!

ffs....

 

[Macky]

I'm having venison tonight.

Was it expensive?

 

[Durham Fox]

Was it expensive?

Not too dear.

 

[Motown Fox]

Are you 2 a new comedy act? Heres one for you
What do you call a deer with a white stick?

No eye deer

 

[Macky]

Are you 2 a new comedy act? Heres one for you
What do you call a deer with a white stick?

No eye deer

That's older than homer's underwear