Wanker of the week.....Mar 9th-14th

[Melton Fox]

Keep up, Gradel

 

[spionfox]

Thatcher - I give you the fact that she is more of an absolute cnut than a wanker - but there's no award for Biggest Cnut in History, Ever.

Didn't Melts win that one last year?

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Keep up, Gradel

:icon_lol:

 

[Disco Bob]

Didn't Melts win that one last year?

:icon_bigg

He needs to get into bed with a couple of mass-murdering dictators before I'm even considering him for a nomination for the top job...and to my knowledge mass-murdering dictators are thin on the ground in Melton Mowbray.

 

[Melton Fox]

mass-murdering dictators are thin on the ground in Melton Mowbray.

We're doing our best.

 

[Brauny Blue]

Just to remind people that nominations need to be based on something relevant to the current week. There are plenty of candidates for a lifelong wanker award, but only those involved in current affairs will be included in the vote.

 

[Brauny Blue]

Nominations so far

IAIN HUME
JASON BRAIN
FERGIE/QUEIROZ

 

[The Major]

Fergie for me, mind you I'd vote for him every week anyway.

PS wtf is Jason Brain?

 

[Brauny Blue]

Fergie for me, mind you I'd vote for him every week anyway.

PS wtf is Jason Brain?

Refer to posts 7,8, and 9:icon_wink

 

[SJN-Fox]

In the absence of a **** of the week award, I would like to nominate the heartless ****ers that stole Mrs SJN's engagement and eternity rings whilst she was in the operating theatre.

 

[SJN-Fox]

And, since when were all the naughty words ***'d out in the General Chat thread?

 

[spionfox]

And, since when were all the naughty words ***'d out in the General Chat thread?

Just have to think outside the box you fcuking cnut :icon_bigg

 

[Hector]

Jeremy Clarkson - except that while driving and using his mobile phone, he wouldn't have a hand free to wank with.

 

[Hector]

...and then of course there's the pope, for his barmy new set of sins.

 

[Billyjof]

Eliot Spitzer surely or maybe his wife for sticking up for him.

 

[Macky]

...and then of course there's the pope, for his barmy new set of sins.

I'd like to add a second nomination for his Evilness

Eliot Spitzer surely or maybe his wife for sticking up for him.

Whooooooooooooo???

 

[Disco Bob]

I'd like to nominate Mandaric for roasting IH in public...and (basically) for fcuking up every decision he's made since joining the club, culminating in the pathetic capitulation we suffered tonight.

 

[Boy Genius]

Alistair Darling for those stupid **** off eyebrows

 

[Darth Vodka]

Alistair Darling for those stupid **** off eyebrows

and taxing us alcoholics

that's making the booze cruise all more profitable badger head

 

[MHS]

The referee of the big six-pointer 5 a side match between Talking Balls F.C. and Aimless Wanderers.