WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE

[Jeff]

Does anyone know the date when we legally are in the PL rather than The Championship?

We become a Premier League club at the league's AGM, which is next Thursday.

 

[Joe_Fox]

We become a Premier League club at the league's AGM, which is next Thursday.

Do we get welcomed?

 

[Rock Fox]

Do we get welcomed?

Welcome to the Premier League - and please note your PL starter pack includes a ten point deduction. Enjoy!

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Do we get welcomed?

Yes. I'ts a secret ceremony.

A representative of each club has to join a line in front of Guardiola who sits on a throne with the PL trophy as it's headpiece. Then they all take turns to suck him off.

Apart from the representative from Man U. They have to do it twice.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Yes. I'ts a secret ceremony.

A representative of each club has to join a line in front of Guardiola who sits on a throne with the PL trophy as it's headpiece. Then they all take turns to suck him off.

Apart from the representative from Man U. They have to do it twice.

And if you do a good job, you get promised a job at any club you like

 

[give_us_a_wave]

And if you do a good job, you get promised a job at any club you like

Nah. You have to actually go & work at Man City & do it every day after training to get that kind of perk.

The sponsorship deal with Listerine is definitely...er...coming soon.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Nah. You have to actually go & work at Man City & do it every day after training to get that kind of perk.

The sponsorship deal with Listerine is definitely...er...coming soon.

That's actually true. One of the jobs you might land at Manchester City is to become part of their shadow army of gas lighters, where you are tasked with making any lawyer trying to build a case against your overlords think they are losing their marbles. Snidey little things like hiding their pens, changing the time on their watch, stuff like that.