We might be rising up the table

[newtonfox]

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Joe_Fox]

we can all makele spellingo mistaks, that's ture.
best wishes,
conky

Rubbish - I have, and never will make a spelling mistake.

 

[Dour]

Rubbish - I have, and never will make a spelling mistake.

Writing a sentence that makes sense, however...

 

[consty]

You're a modest man with a lot to be modest about consty, do you have to dress up to be a working class hero?

By the way, did you know the Anglo-Saxons had a different way of spelling 'crack' to you?

Macky me old mucka, your put downs are not as good as you think they are.

However you do not know, nor will you know, why I earn and deserve my 'working class hero' status. You are trying to portray me as being as immodest. But your sneer of 'having a lot to be modest about' I'm sure embraces us both. I will add this to my list of accolades if you readily accept it too. I'm sure you are much more deserving.

But enough with the children here. I am after bigger fry.
Bring me the head of Alfredo Brown Nose. Where is he?
Up which managers ar$e are you currently yet to emerge from? Speak to me, oh Brown one. I am thinking of pressing charges.

 

[fitz]

sand........vaginas......

someone needs to have a wank to calm down for **** sake

 

[Hazzman]

sand........vaginas......

someone needs to have a wank to calm down for **** sake

I was thinking more along the lines of arse........head........sand?

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Macky me old mucka, your put downs are not as good as you think they are.

However you do not know, nor will you know, why I earn and deserve my 'working class hero' status. You are trying to portray me as being as immodest. But your sneer of 'having a lot to be modest about' I'm sure embraces us both. I will add this to my list of accolades if you readily accept it too. I'm sure you are much more deserving.

But enough with the children here. I am after bigger fry.
Bring me the head of Alfredo Brown Nose. Where is he?
Up which managers ar$e are you currently yet to emerge from? Speak to me, oh Brown one. I am thinking of pressing charges.

Is this guy for real?

Your posts are very very strange, smacks of an over inflated sence of self, delutions of grandure me thinks.

Do you really feel you are of higher intellegence than most, as you try to portray in your posts (badly may I add). You put sentences together like a 12 year old trying to appear older. I dosnt work, please stop it, you just sound ridiculous.

Thanks

 

[Singth]

Rubbish - I have, and never will make a spelling mistake.

Haha brilliant!

 

[Macky]

Macky me old mucka, your put downs are not as good as you think they are.

However you do not know, nor will you know, why I earn and deserve my 'working class hero' status. You are trying to portray me as being as immodest. But your sneer of 'having a lot to be modest about' I'm sure embraces us both. I will add this to my list of accolades if you readily accept it too. I'm sure you are much more deserving.

But enough with the children here. I am after bigger fry.
Bring me the head of Alfredo Brown Nose. Where is he?
Up which managers ar$e are you currently yet to emerge from? Speak to me, oh Brown one. I am thinking of pressing charges.

That's all very well consty but I feel you're avoiding the central issue.
Do you have to wear a costume to be a working class hero?

Do you secretly dress up as Co-op Man, righting wrongs through the power of Pot Noodle and cans of Carling?

 

[Brown Nose]

That's all very well consty but I feel you're avoiding the central issue.
Do you have to wear a costume to be a working class hero?

Do you secretly dress up as Co-op Man, righting wrongs through the power of Pot Noodle and cans of Carling?

Thanks to consty, I have discovered the wonders of an 'ignore list'. This list becomes fairly useless however, when the goon is quoted by others!

FAO consty: I cannot manufacture any desire to tangle with you. I am generally up for an argument (as you may have noticed) but you bore me senseless, so I'm opting out. Consider yourself the victor in this mini-spat.

 

[Steven]

Thanks to consty, I have discovered the wonders of an 'ignore list'. This list becomes fairly useless however, when the goon is quoted by others!

FAO consty: I cannot manufacture any desire to tangle with you. I am generally up for an argument (as you may have noticed) but you bore me senseless, so I'm opting out. Consider yourself the victor in this mini-spat.

One nil to consty.

 

[Macky]

One nil to consty.

AKA Co-op Man, the working class superhero

 

[consty]

Thanks to consty, I have discovered the wonders of an 'ignore list'. This list becomes fairly useless however, when the goon is quoted by others!

FAO consty: I cannot manufacture any desire to tangle with you. I am generally up for an argument (as you may have noticed) but you bore me senseless, so I'm opting out. Consider yourself the victor in this mini-spat.

Coward

 

[Melton Fox]

Coward

Anybody who has ever played Worms will have that little voice in their heads now, I know I have :icon_lol:

 

[consty]

Is this guy for real?

Your posts are very very strange, smacks of an over inflated sence of self, delutions of grandure me thinks.

Do you really feel you are of higher intellegence than most, as you try to portray in your posts (badly may I add). You put sentences together like a 12 year old trying to appear older. I dosnt work, please stop it, you just sound ridiculous.

You've got me wrong. My alter ego plays to the gallery sometimes, that's all. Several understand this. So no, I am no better than anyone else. If I was, I would be a nobel prize winner but I am a nobody. However, nobody's perfect
I am as inconsequential as marmite and perhaps just as opaque at times. But some have acquired the taste and know that I am merely trying to entertain.

Except the dearly beloved Brown Nose. Who's head I do want on a platter. Then with great fanfare and ceremony I propose to stick it on a high spike in gallowtree gate, as a warning to paedophiles, bores, and shop lifters from Marks and Spencers. These Brown Nosers and enemies of the people have to be stopped. Join me in the struggle.

 

[consty]

That's all very well consty but I feel you're avoiding the central issue.
Do you have to wear a costume to be a working class hero?

Do you secretly dress up as Co-op Man, righting wrongs through the power of Pot Noodle and cans of Carling?

Macky. I like this response. It was witty. No arguments from me this time.
There is a costume btw. Borrowed from the Emperor. They have to be returned in a pumpkin before midnight. On Halloween.

 

[Lboro fox]

Anybody who has ever played Worms will have that little voice in their heads now, I know I have :icon_lol:

Too true!!!

 

[spionfox]

Except the dearly beloved Brown Nose. Who's head I do want on a platter.

Whose. Not quite as educated as you make out

 

[LOZHOGAN]

I am no better than anyone else. If I was, I would be a nobel prize winner but I am a nobody. However, nobody's perfect.

True, but we could all try harder to be better.

 

[consty]

Whose. Not quite as educated as you make out

No, no... I've never tried to make anything of being 'educated'.
I celebrate witty writing it's true - from anyone who does it.
I am from a very uneducated background - my parents and grandparents all left school at 14/15. But it's one of the things that helps me get on with anybody, from shelf stackers to professors. From millionaires to paupers on the street. I'm glad I grew up in a household that had no pretentions and repected nothing but hard work - and respect itself.
I am proud to make spelling mistakes. I look forward to making many more. Sometimes I even do a deliberate one, just to prove I'm human.