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Cate Fox said:
junk fecking mail.... and if I get one more take away menu I shall scream !!!
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I know what you mean CF ... I have a menu daily and it's pissing me off. I have rang them and told them I don't need another one, but they continue to send one every week. ****ers :098:
 
Nottingham Fox said:
I know what you mean CF ... I have a menu daily and it's pissing me off. I have rang them and told them I don't need another one, but they continue to send one every week. ****ers :098:
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There's no point sending you a menu when you have a daily standing order for six pizzas, four burgers, seven kebabs and a bottle of diet coke. Unless maybe they think the Mrs will want something to eat too?
 
Jeff said:
There's no point sending you a menu when you have a daily standing order for six pizzas, four burgers, seven kebabs and a bottle of diet coke. Unless maybe they think the Mrs will want something to eat too?
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A letter advising me that now I'm 65 I can get a grant from the government to help me heat my home.
 
£50 off premium bonds and 2 season tickets - no expense spared on the individual tickets...:)
 
Today I have been cordially invited to join the church wardens for a cheese & wine evening at the village church.

To enable me to fit in, and to join in the festivities, I have now sent my smokers jacket off to the cleaners to polish the elbow patches, and I'm looking at purchasing my first case full of boy porn.
 
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