What do you Drive?

[Durham Fox]

Jealousy is a terrible thing.

Wanna play Top Trumps?

 

[Dour]

This has been an appalling pissing contest. Only Drew's dad has managed more than a dribble.

 

[Disco Bob]

You can all f*ck off - nothing says 'this man is sex on a stick' more than a pair of driving gloves and a Zafira key ring.

You can all touch me if you like...

 

[George Costanza]

You can all f*ck off - nothing says 'this man is sex on a stick' more than a pair of driving gloves and a Zafira key ring.

You can all touch me if you like...

And when you buy that Zafira...

 

[Disco Bob]

And when you buy that Zafira...

I have a stick to fight them off with.

A big stick with knobbly bits.

Our back garden is full of strumpets frotting themselves against the drainpipe and the shed door.

The council keep telling me there's nothing they can do.

What do I pay my bloody rates for?

 

[Durham Fox]

This has been an appalling pissing contest. Only Drew's dad has managed more than a dribble.

...........says Daihatsu man :icon_roll

 

[Nottingham Fox]

Heres mine anyway....

Spot on !!

 

[Dour]

...........says Daihatsu man :icon_roll

No, **** it, you're right. No one would ever cast covetous glances towards an SL or a Stingray once they saw a Daihatsu Charade.

 

[SJN-Fox]

The MkII MR2 is a legendary car, not so sure about the newer ones though, they look a lot tamer and less like a sports car IMO.

As shit as an MR2?

Ahem!...

http://www.talkingballs.co.uk/showpost.php?p=545830&postcount=92

Agree with you M17TT. ... One of the most fun cars I have ever driven

 

[thebirdwithjustonewing]

Ahem!...

http://www.talkingballs.co.uk/showpost.php?p=545830&postcount=92

Agree with you M17TT. ... One of the most fun cars I have ever driven

Someone nearly pranged mine this morning. Effing women KA drivers.

After almost reversing in to me, she finally stopped after I'd beeped her about 3 times and proceeded to put the car in to first gear, presumably lose control of the clutch and bunny-hop in to the car parked in front.

Idiot.

Still, at least she hit the guy opposite's Saab and not my MR2.

 

[Leesoh]

Not all women drivers are shit.

 

[Durham Fox]

Not all women drivers are shit.

Ive yet to see one that isnt....

 

[Leesoh]

Ive yet to see one that isnt....

I consider myself to be a capable driver. If I wasn't, why would Mr H allow me to drive to two consecutive away matches?

 

[Durham Fox]

I consider myself to be a capable driver. If I wasn't, why would Mr H allow me to drive to two consecutive away matches?

Most women consider themselves capable, its the wake of disgruntled drivers they leave behind them that arent so sure.

 

[H T B]

So he can have a drink (probably need it with your driving anyway!!)

 

[Leesoh]

So he can have a drink (probably need it with your driving anyway!!)

He didn't have any drink at all before the Scunny game. I even offered to pay.

 

[H T B]

See what your drivings done to the poor bloke.

 

[Leesoh]

See what your drivings done to the poor bloke.

:icon_lol:

 

[fcukcov]

He didn't have any drink at all before the Scunny game. I even offered to pay.

Im surprised the old rover made it to Scunny.:icon_wink

 

[Macky]

Im surprised the old rover made it to Scunny.:icon_wink

It was easy enough for him, she was driving after all.