What have you achieved today?

[newtonfox]

I managed not to vomit when i noticed on Facebook that Newts had joined the group "middle of the night sex" :icon_lol:

but you sent the invite :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Singth]

Are you saying that a Dwarf only has one plumb?

Of course, didn't you know that? A dwarf is born with one of everything and has to have it all chopped in half to make pairs. That's why they're short and why they have one ball. Lord, they teach nothing in school these days.




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[tedfoxxx]

Of course, didn't you know that? A dwarf is born with one of everything and has to have it all chopped in half to make pairs. That's why they're short and why they have one ball. Lord, they teach nothing in school these days.




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Now you mention it remember seeing Snow White briefly explain it whilst cupping Dopey's sack. I obviously wasn't paying much attention.......

 

[Macky]

Are you saying that a Dwarf only has one plumb?

I would advise against sucking dwarves made of lead

 

[MKFox]

the dwarves used to love kissing snow white goodbye every morning as they left for work.

Until she made them stand on a chair

 

[Steven]

Are you saying that a Dwarf only has one plumb?

I have two. :icon_wink

 

[Boy Genius]

I have two. :icon_wink

and never use them.

 

[Jeff]

I have two. :icon_wink

How many plums do you have?

 

[spionfox]

For those playing MK's game, goto create a level and see how few you can do this in

3~w_i:460.05,371.65|w_i:766.65,370.05|w_s:481.7,373.25|w_s:745.05,371.65|w_s:600,378.25|fl_i:501.65,306.7|fl_i:703.35,305|c_q:541.65,391.7|c_q:678.35,393.35|w_s:441.65,376.65|w_s:405,376.7|w_s:306.7,373.3|w_s:358.35,371.7|f_s:330.05,303.35|w_s:295,238.35|w_s:368.35,236.65|f_s:331.65,170|c_s:328.35,130|w_s:480.05,240|w_s:600,240|w_s:443.35,240.05|fl_s:535,170|w_i:621.7,238.3|c_k:538.35,268.25|c_k:981.7,393.35|p_c:445,140|p_c:295,141.65|p_c:151.65,435|fl_s:720,156.7|c_p:656.7,263.35|w_w:193.35,430|w_s:610,103.35|w_s:470,103.3|fl_s:560,33.3|c_n:473.3,-6.65|w_i:515,-35|w_i:535,-35|w_i:555,-35.05|w_i:540,103.3|w_i:578.35,238.35|w_i:646.7,-33.3|fl_s:605,-105.05|c_p:601.7,-10|p_t:546.7,-135|p_t:641.65,-135|

Edit: You need to click Load Castle then put that code in

"Bad castle data"

 

[fcukcov]

How many plums do you have?

None but everything in his house is dead vertical.:icon_bigg

 

[Harbro-Fox]

Won the league with Sheff Wednesay on Fifa over the moon.

 

[Boy Genius]

Won the league with Sheff Wednesay on Fifa over the moon.

And that's an achievement?


What is this ****ing planet coming to when achievement is measured by what ****ing game you play on PS3 or the like?

 

[Singth]

Unlocked 3 frag grenades on COD 4 last night :icon_cool :icon_bigg

 

[highland fox]

Woke up this morning and got out of bed

 

[enderby fox]

Unlocked 3 frag grenades on COD 4 last night :icon_cool :icon_bigg

Read the title of the thread numnuts.

it doesn't say what did i achieve last night!! :icon_wink

 

[Singth]

Read the title of the thread numnuts.

it doesn't say what did i achieve last night!! :icon_wink

 

[Boy Genius]

Woke up this morning and got out of bed

Wet again?

 

[highland fox]

Wet again?

Aye,drenched I was

 

[Boy Genius]

Did you shower or do you stink of piss again?

 

[highland fox]

Did you shower or do you stink of piss again?

I stink of piss again but it gets me served first in the Co-Op