What have you achieved today?

[homer]

Didn't realise you worked for MK :icon_lol:

If he did, his poor arse wouldn't be intact at all..........

 

[MKFox]

Didn't realise you worked for MK

:icon_bigg

 

[Boy Genius]

Survived a report to the board meeting with arse relatively intact.

You have not been caught again have you?.........

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

got very excited, listening to the match tonight

 

[muzzysgal]

got very excited, listening to the match tonight

I'm trying to eat - too much information!

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

I'm trying to eat - too much information!

:icon_lol: U know what I mean hope you are well

 

[muzzysgal]

:icon_lol: U know what I mean hope you are well

Fantabulous

 

[MKFox]

Won MK's lyric quiz, can't wait for my special prize from him

:icon_wink

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

:icon_wink

 

[consty]

I achieve nothing, on a daily basis.

 

[H T B]

Do you aim to achieve nothing on a daily basis. If so, then you are a success!

 

[Cate Fox]

I've completed 3 sales reports, 2 spreadsheets and a viability report so I've done quite a bit for a friday....

 

[Real Sharapova]

Just winding down work, then it's all down the pub and then a local oriental restaurant and then back down the pub to celebrate one of young fillies at work's birthday. Then footie tomorrow - bliss.

 

[Macky]

I've just managed to drop my cornetto onto a report I'm supposed to be working on.
It's destroyed but I'm not going to mention a thing, just hand it back & see if anybody notices.
It's their own fault for asking me to do something on a Friday.

Will they ever learn? <sigh/>

 

[consty]

Do you aim to achieve nothing on a daily basis. If so, then you are a success!

I have no aims. I am in a state of existential paralysis. Reinforced by the concrete walls of depression, political uncertainty and flatulence.

 

[Steven]

I have no aims. I am in a state of existential paralysis. Reinforced by the concrete walls of depression, political uncertainty and flatulence.

Typical TBer.

 

[consty]

Typical TBer.

If that's typical this depresses me further. I wish to be unique. I wish to sail on the lonely choppy waters of failure, lost hope and IBS in my existential cocoon, alone.

 

[Steven]

If that's typical this depresses me further. I wish to be unique. I wish to sail on the lonely choppy waters of failure, lost hope and IBS in my existential cocoon, alone.

All that flotsam and jetsam has drifted here.

 

[Macky]

All that flotsam and jetsam has drifted here.

Leaving us all constypated as well

 

[consty]

there go those constypated remarks again...
'flotsam and jetsam'... (steven)...
any members of the underclass here? any chavs? I love them, for reasons I wish to keep to myself.