What makes you smile ?

[Singth]

What did he say in private Boc?

Ye wee poncy shitbag if ye ever do that to me again you'll be playing for LA Galaxy before ye know it

 

[MKFox]

What did he say in private Boc?

och, i knew i should have signed trevor benjamin instead of that greasy dago....

 

[RHYDAL]

The sort of jogger who runs as if he is paralysed from the waist up. Elbows out as if he's carrying a telly, no head movement and a startled look on his face as if he's having a Paula Ratcliffe moment in his shorts. Cheered up my lunch break no end. All go here in the Principality.

 

[Boy Genius]

och, i knew i should have signed trevor benjamin instead of that greasy dago....

ooooo you racist ****er! I got infracted for less than that.

 

[Harbro-Fox]

People with shite cars who think they are Lewis Hamilton and drive around at 100mph!!

 

[Brauny Blue]

People with shite cars who think they are Lewis Hamilton and drive around at 100mph!!

That would account for about 95% of male drivers under the age of 25 then

 

[Innocent]

Not the jug thread. Women as body parts?

Can we have a willie thread? Men as disembodied parts? Silicon-enhanced willies on Page Three? Big cosmetically-enhanced willies in pix in family newspapers? Whoops no! Because that would be porn. How weird is that?

Well I find it a little weird.

All I'm saying.

 

[Innocent]

And if you're really lucky I'll enhance this with the story of how I had to select King Dick for the NOW on 'The Sex Zone' Pearson TV.

Now THAT is a funny story!

 

[SwedeFox]

Not the jug thread. Women as body parts?

Can we have a willie thread? Men as disembodied parts? Silicon-enhanced willies on Page Three? Big cosmetically-enhanced willies in pix in family newspapers? Whoops no! Because that would be porn. How weird is that?

Well I find it a little weird.

All I'm saying.

What struck me the most when I got to England the first time was that probably 50% of the magazines* at WHSmith at the airport were for men. FHM etc. And then there are the Sun and the other tabloids that are more like the former in many ways. Interesting.

* Ok, slight exaggeration but you get my point.

 

[spionfox]

Can we have a willie thread?

Nothing to stop you starting one.

I'm sure if you ask nicely there will be no shortage of volunteers to offer pictures. Here's one for starters.........

 

[Lako42]

Can we have a willie thread?

There are more than enough cocks on here.

 

[enderby fox]

There are more than enough cocks on here.

The first step is always admitting it. Well done Lako!

 

[Lako42]

The first step is always admitting it, then give it a real good suck till you extract the sex piss

It gets worse, truely horrible stuff.

 

[enderby fox]

It gets worse, truely horrible stuff.

:icon_cool

 

[Boy Genius]

And if you're really lucky I'll enhance this with the story of how I had to select King Dick for the NOW on 'The Sex Zone' Pearson TV.

Now THAT is a funny story!

Do you have to suck it and see?...............

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

this doesnt make me smile so much but makes me laugh - every day i read the footy chat on itv text p414 where footie fans write in/moan etc etc - well i have to say that liverpool fans have to be up there as being the most fickle - if they win a game its 'we will win everything' 'in rafa we trust' but if they drop points its 'rafa out' but now theyve really taken the biscuit!!!! theyre now moaning that theyve got to start and end the season away from home and that the fixture list has benifitted man utd as theyre at home first!!!!! i didnt realise teams won/lost the league on 2 games of the whole season unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[highland fox]

I like the advert where the bloke is in the doctors chair and he's shouting out all the old adverts

 

[highland fox]

this doesnt make me smile so much but makes me laugh - every day i read the footy chat on itv text p414 where footie fans write in/moan etc etc - well i have to say that liverpool fans have to be up there as being the most fickle - if they win a game its 'we will win everything' 'in rafa we trust' but if they drop points its 'rafa out' but now theyve really taken the biscuit!!!! theyre now moaning that theyve got to start and end the season away from home and that the fixture list has benifitted man utd as theyre at home first!!!!! i didnt realise teams won/lost the league on 2 games of the whole season unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was their form at home that lost them the Title,dosey feckers can't see that

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

It was their form at home that lost them the Title,dosey feckers can't see that

aye but to say that the fixtures have benifited man utd is just laughable!!!

 

[highland fox]

aye but to say that the fixtures have benifited man utd is just laughable!!!

You are hardly going to get informed opinion on a teletext site,they are probably the same people who write to TV Quick saying Deidre should throw Ken out for good etc