What my horoscope says

[Macky]

Believe it or not I used to write the horoscopes in a Murdoch owned newspaper every now and then. People will believe what they want to believe I've found.

Oooooh, the irony. Lovely stuff.

 

[homer]

"you will feel annoyed at work"

"you will think about money"

"you will breath oxygen"

That's amazing, DV - you have a special talent there

I bet you're a Cancer, aren't you ?

 

[foxin_oz]

just cut up last week's into sentence blocks, throw them in the air and rearrange back into the 12 slots



it's all vague tautologies

"you will feel annoyed at work"

"you will think about money"

"you will breath oxygen"

Derren Brown did an experiment where he sat a dozen people down talked to them, then went off and came back the next day with sheets describing their lives

they all said "wow, that's me to a tee"

then he revealed he'd given them all the same piece of paper

You forgot "travelling aspects good"

"romance is indicated this weekend"

"caution with money matters would be advised on the 13th"

 

[foxin_oz]

Oooooh, the irony. Lovely stuff.

Indeed ... :icon_wink:icon_bigg

 

[Darth Vodka]

That's amazing, DV - you have a special talent there

I bet you're a Cancer, aren't you ?

I'm a cancer, Robert Smith is The Cure

 

[Steven]

Try this horoscope instead. :icon_bigg :icon_wink

 

[Cate Fox]

Taurus (20 APR-20 MAY)
This week’s peachy encounter between Venus and Jupiter brings romance, international travel, extravagant sex, two pickled onions, a moth, someone else’s pants and a horseradish.

I'd be quite happy to take that at this moment in time :icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

Taurus (20 APR-20 MAY)
This week’s peachy encounter between Venus and Jupiter brings romance, international travel, extravagant sex, two pickled onions, a moth, someone else’s pants and a horseradish.

I'd be quite happy to take that at this moment in time :icon_lol:

All at the same time Cate?

Extravagant sex involving pickled onions, horseradish & somebody else's pants on an international flight sounds like fun.
But I shudder to think what you're going to do with the moth.

 

[MKFox]

a pickled onion stuffed in your jap's eye is a local delicacy in certain parts of the highlands....

 

[Macky]

a pickled onion stuffed in your jap's eye is a local delicacy in certain parts of the highlands....

That's shallot MK

 

[Cate Fox]

All at the same time Cate?

Extravagant sex involving pickled onions, horseradish & somebody else's pants on an international flight sounds like fun.
But I shudder to think what you're going to do with the moth.

Ah why not... :icon_lol:

The moth will be dead, I hate them since an unfortunate incident as a child when one flew up my skirt

 

[Darth Vodka]

The moth will be dead, I hate them since an unfortunate incident as a child when one flew up my skirt

something with bright lights?

 

[MKFox]

This week your lucky chicken is a Rhode Island Red...

 

[Cate Fox]

something with bright lights?

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