What would you ask Sven?

[Darth Vodka]

is this a statement?

 

[Darth Vodka]

what do you get when you kiss a girl?

 

[Darth Vodka]

do you know what a rhetorical question is?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Would you agree that the Lexus is a Japanese Mercedes?

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Do you find it ironic that, when searching for a knife, all you can find is spoons?

 

[fosseboy83]

dontcha wich your girlfriend was hot like me?

 

[Graz]

If you had to, absolutely had to... Susan Boyle or Anne Widdecombe?

 

[spionfox]

Do you believe in life after love?

That has got to be one of the shittest songs ever. Even I haven't got that one in my extensive (and sad) collection!!

 

[spionfox]

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Can I borrow your glasses while I do my Eric Morecambe impression?

 

[Graz]

How long do you think this thread is likely to go on for? And how many questions will Kent Fox get to ask?

 

[spionfox]

How long do you think this thread is likely to go on for? And how many questions will Kent Fox get to ask?

I wouldn't ask Sven those two!

 

[Darth Vodka]

has a Kent girl ever shown you the Kent Countryside?

 

[Graz]

I wouldn't ask Sven those two!

Why? He might know.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Ooooh Svenny, have you noticed that several of your friends have moved on?

 

[FryattFox]

This information is covered by the Official Secrets Act.....and cannot be revealed until 30 years after the demise of the member.

Corrected.

 

[Han]

Corrected.

:icon_lol:

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Sven, the female section of Talkingballs would like to know, now the shlong has left for Sheff Wed, who at the club, excluding yourself obviously, has the biggest cock?

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Sven, BF asks, can you fix it for her to have a romantic evening with Mr Oakley?

She promises to be on her best behavior, but cant guarantee what state he will be returned in, if he is returned at all.

 

[Macky]

Sven, the female section of Talkingballs would like to know, now the shlong has left for Sheff Wed, who at the club, excluding yourself obviously, has the biggest cock?

Don't believe the hype BBB, Jack Hobbs has always put Mozza to shame in the schlong stakes. Like an elephant's trunk, so it is