Whose fault is it we aren't scoring?

Whos fault is it we aren't scoring?


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My ugly cousin Dicky is the reason I never score. Whenever I'm schmoozing with the fat girls he comes over and starts telling them how lovely my kids are and how badly i treat my wife. He aint nothin' but a cockblocker and he's got syphilis and wears braces to hold his trousees up.... like some kind of 80's Duran Duran keyboard playing freak. At school his nickname was chiphead on account of his weirdly shaped head and greasy skin.

Gary Megson makes me go limp. Does that count?
 
My ugly cousin Dicky is the reason I never score. Whenever I'm schmoozing with the fat girls he comes over and starts telling them how lovely my kids are and how badly i treat my wife. He aint nothin' but a cockblocker and he's got syphilis and wears braces to hold his trousees up.... like some kind of 80's Duran Duran keyboard playing freak. At school his nickname was chiphead on account of his weirdly shaped head and greasy skin.

Gary Megson makes me go limp. Does that count?


I find this strangely funny in a Disco Bob kinda way. :icon_bigg

Wonder if they're related??? :icon_conf
 
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2Arsenal2347
3Nottm F2447
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