why foxes

[bocadillo]

Not to mention Bent Cop

I thought I told you not to mention the bent cop!

 

[FantasyFox]

We're the foxes because we're savage, wild animals that will stop at nothing to get we we want. We hunt in packs and tear the opposition apart with our sharp teeth and talons. Even larger animals quake in fear when they hear the foxes howl because they know that depite our lack of size we have cunning and ingenuity and a lack of fear that makes us the king of the beasts. WE ARE THE FOXES. RARGGGH.

 

[bocadillo]

We're the foxes because we're savage, wild animals that will stop at nothing to get we we want. We hunt in packs and tear the opposition apart with our sharp teeth and talons. Even larger animals quake in fear when they hear the foxes howl because they know that depite our lack of size we have cunning and ingenuity and a lack of fear that makes us the king of the beasts. WE ARE THE FOXES. RARGGGH.

Do foxes have talons?

Is FantasyFox Bernie in disguise?

 

[Steven]

We're the foxes because we're savage, wild animals that will stop at nothing to get we we want. We hunt in packs and tear the opposition apart with our sharp teeth and talons. Even larger animals quake in fear when they hear the foxes howl because they know that depite our lack of size we have cunning and ingenuity and a lack of fear that makes us the king of the beasts. WE ARE THE FOXES. RARGGGH.

 

[MKFox]

We're the foxes because we're savage, wild animals that will stop at nothing to get we we want. We hunt in packs and tear the opposition apart with our sharp teeth and talons. Even larger animals quake in fear when they hear the foxes howl because they know that depite our lack of size we have cunning and ingenuity and a lack of fear that makes us the king of the beasts. WE ARE THE FOXES. RARGGGH.

The same foxes that were beaten at home by Burnley this season?
:icon_bigg

 

[fosseboy83]

Do foxes have talons?

Is FantasyFox Bernie in disguise?

find out next week on soccerAm webcam..

 

[FantasyFox]

The same foxes that were beaten at home by Burnley this season?
:icon_bigg

I've got a five pound note to wager that they don't repeat that result this season. Confident like a fox. I can see Holloway's master plan because i have the cunning and brain of a true fox. I am a fox, hear me ROOOOOARRR.

 

[MKFox]

I am a fox, hear me ROOOOOARRR.

You've watched the Lion, the witch and the wardrobe once too often old chap. Clearly with too many mind altering chemicals....

Foxes bark

 

[Hector]

We're the foxes because we're savage, wild animals that will stop at nothing to get we we want. We hunt in packs and tear the opposition apart with our sharp teeth and talons. Even larger animals quake in fear when they hear the foxes howl because they know that depite our lack of size we have cunning and ingenuity and a lack of fear that makes us the king of the beasts. WE ARE THE FOXES. RARGGGH.

They don't

 

[Hector]

We're the foxes because we're savage, wild animals that will stop at nothing to get we we want. We hunt in packs and tear the opposition apart with our sharp teeth and talons. Even larger animals quake in fear when they hear the foxes howl because they know that depite our lack of size we have cunning and ingenuity and a lack of fear that makes us the king of the beasts. WE ARE THE FOXES. RARGGGH.

I've seen a cat chase one away....

....just a minute, am I taking you too seriously?

 

[Scotfox]

Better than the 'Filberts', the original nickname.

 

[Macky]

Better than the 'Filberts', the original nickname.

Yeah, that was absolutely nuts

 

[FantasyFox]

I've seen a cat chase one away....

No you haven't. Was the 'cat' ginger by any chance? With pointy ears? With talons and a mighty ROOOOOAAAAR?

Come on, Sherlock, you figure it out.

 

[FantasyFox]

Better than the 'Filberts', the original nickname.

Yeh, Filberts are pathetic lowly creatures that scare no one. Foxes are much more butch and a more fitting symbol of our ruthless and fiercesome footballing attributes. The most feared team in the third division....assuming Leeds get promoted.

 

[Macky]

Yeh, Filberts are pathetic lowly creatures that scare no one.

They do present a serious choking hazard though.

 

[FantasyFox]

They do present a serious choking hazard though.

Really? How did it escape from your rectum?

 

[Macky]

Really? How did it escape from your rectum?

Flatulence and a very impressive rebound.

I've tried several times to repeat the feat but have failed miserably.

 

[FantasyFox]

Flatulence and a very impressive rebound.

I've tried several times to repeat the feat but have failed miserably.

Try attaching an appropriate sized length of bungee to your septum (remove your nose ring first). Tie the bungee to the left wing of the offending Filbert and then enjoy.

I believe from reading the News of the World that this is the exact same way Daniella Westbrook lost her septum, so I suggest you wear the appropriate safety gear.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Yeah, that was absolutely nuts

That was a terrible pun. It's nut on.

 

[Macky]

That was a terrible pun. It's nut on.

The forum seems very quiet, I'm hoping everyone hasn't gone into anaphylactic shock after reading it.