Women Dilema

[Macky]

Good to hear some of the classic 80's tunes! I weren't even born then but still loved the music!

I was and it was all ****ing shite.
The 80s was a disaster for music, complete **** wad.
"classic 80's tunes" is a contradiction in terms.

 

[Matt_B]

I was and it was all ****ing shite.
The 80s was a disaster for music, complete **** wad.
"classic 80's tunes" is a contradiction in terms.

Aha, but that's only your take on me(it)

Didn't quite work did it

 

[lazzer]

Aha, but that's only your take on me(it)

Didn't quite work did it

and the TABAP award for the most shoe-horned in joke that didnt even fit goes to ..............................:icon_lol:

 

[Hazzman]

though if you believe were living in an era of postmodernity then anything and everything is postmodern in reality!

Pretentious ****. Feck off back to your university. :icon_lol:

 

[Matt_B]

and the TABAP award for the most shoe-horned in joke that didnt even fit goes to ..............................:icon_lol:

Just showing my true colours.

 

[highland fox]

Aha, but that's only your take on me(it)

Didn't quite work did it

Lovely stuff that...the sun always shine on Tb...:icon_redf

 

[H T B]

Just showing my true colours.

What like a (karma) chameleon?

 

[MKFox]

stop this or i'll beat the living daylights out of you....

 

[Blue Maniac]

****ing women.

****s.

 

[Siouxsie]

****ing women.

****s.

I'm beginning to get a slight inkling that you might have some small issue with the fairer sex. I'm not sure I can quite put my finger on what gives me that impression, but the hint is there somewhere.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I'm beginning to get a slight inkling that you might have some small issue with the fairer sex. I'm not sure I can quite put my finger on what gives me that impression, but the hint is there somewhere.

Some people get the idea that I don't like women. The truth is I love women. But women don't like men who love women, women like men who beat the piss out of women, men who sleep with their sisters, men who regard them as property and men who generally treat them like twats. Women like men who are in fact the opposite of the men they say they like. From this point of view women, as a general rule, are ****ing idiots. Hence, my respect for them as a group is diminished, and I find myself incapable of maintaining a relationship of any description with a woman due to my inability to understand what the **** they actually want, because it's sure as shit not what they're telling us.

 

[Durham Fox]

Some people get the idea that I don't like women. The truth is I love women. But women don't like men who love women, women like men who beat the piss out of women, men who sleep with their sisters, men who regard them as property and men who generally treat them like twats. Women like men who are in fact the opposite of the men they say they like. From this point of view women, as a general rule, are ****ing idiots. Hence, my respect for them as a group is diminished, and I find myself incapable of maintaining a relationship of any description with a woman due to my inability to understand what the **** they actually want, because it's sure as shit not what they're telling us.

I suspect youve not had enough experience then. I've only ever met one who falls in to your stereotype.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I suspect youve not had enough experience then. I've only ever met one who falls in to your stereotype.

It may be different for women over 30 :icon_bigg

 

[Siouxsie]

Some people get the idea that I don't like women. The truth is I love women. But women don't like men who love women, women like men who beat the piss out of women, men who sleep with their sisters, men who regard them as property and men who generally treat them like twats. Women like men who are in fact the opposite of the men they say they like. From this point of view women, as a general rule, are ****ing idiots. Hence, my respect for them as a group is diminished, and I find myself incapable of maintaining a relationship of any description with a woman due to my inability to understand what the **** they actually want, because it's sure as shit not what they're telling us.

hmmmm I don't appear to fit your definition of a woman then and neither do any of my female friends.

 

[Blue Maniac]

hmmmm I don't appear to fit your definition of a woman then and neither do any of my female friends.

Yeah a lot of women say that. I'm not suggesting it's a conscious preference, I'm just saying it's that type of bloke that a lot of women seem to be drawn to. Maybe I've only ever met the very worst women

 

[Siouxsie]

Some people get the idea that I don't like women. The truth is I love women. But women don't like men who love women, women like men who beat the piss out of women, men who sleep with their sisters, men who regard them as property and men who generally treat them like twats. Women like men who are in fact the opposite of the men they say they like. From this point of view women, as a general rule, are ****ing idiots. Hence, my respect for them as a group is diminished, and I find myself incapable of maintaining a relationship of any description with a woman due to my inability to understand what the **** they actually want, because it's sure as shit not what they're telling us.

To be fair though I've never had any experience of a man who has beaten the piss out of me, slept with my sister (don't actually have one), regarded me as property or generally treated me like a twat.
Men have almost always treated me pretty decently.

I suspect I wouldn't like it though.

 

[Durham Fox]

It may be different for women over 30 :icon_bigg

I would say in my experience it matters not either way and my experience is almost exclusively under 30 anyway.

 

[Melton Fox]

Some people get the idea that I don't like women. The truth is I love women. But women don't like me.

I guess this is the root of some of your angst.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I guess this is the root of some of your angst.

I love being misquoted me :icon_bigg

 

[Melton Fox]

I love being misquoted me :icon_bigg

I didn't misquote you.