Women Dilema

[lazzer]

Good question hf... Probably healthy that I stay away from women :icon_bigg

Thats what the ripper said.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Thats what the ripper said.

To be fair, he was quoting Graham Norton.

 

[lazzer]

Are you a big fan of Graham Norton?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Are you a big fan of Graham Norton?

No but I like his sheets. Silk, very nice.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Only between the sheets. Mmmmm very nice.

Pure filth.

 

[enderby fox]

For anyone that cares i decided to bin the bird in the dilema and am now with a bird from the cov area. still not bad, only 18, nice pair of jublies, at uni, thinks i'm great, about as experianced as me, likes kebabs, good boat race, brunette, doesn't talk about ex's, not asked about the 3some with her mate yet, likes drinking, not into shagging around ( or so she says) likes relationships, not a twat (yet)

all in all

 

[MKFox]

only 18, nice pair of jublies

wasted on a callow youth like yourself....

:icon_wink

 

[Hazzman]

I stopped at 'Cov Area.' Wait till you meet the family.....

 

[enderby fox]

I stopped at 'Cov Area.' Wait till you meet the family.....

Are they bad from that area then? her old man is paying for her to go uni so think she might be well off too.

 

[SJN-Fox]

not into shagging around ( or so she says)

What's she doing with you then?

 

[homer]

not into shagging

What's she doing with you then?

The clues are all there

 

[FIF]

The clues are all there

 

[Blue Maniac]

For anyone that cares i decided to bin the bird in the dilema and am now with a bird from the cov area. still not bad, only 18, nice pair of jublies, at uni, thinks i'm great, about as experianced as me, likes kebabs, good boat race, brunette, doesn't talk about ex's, not asked about the 3some with her mate yet, likes drinking, not into shagging around ( or so she says) likes relationships, not a twat (yet)

all in all

Christ on a broken tricycle. No offence but for ****'s sake son, when will you ****ing learn? Leave them alone, they are all ****s. Get a time consuming hobby and learn to use your hands.

 

[enderby fox]

Christ on a broken tricycle. No offence but for ****'s sake son, when will you ****ing learn? Leave them alone, they are all ****s. Get a time consuming hobby and learn to use your hands.

Sorry Mr Maniac but i need female company. I cant help it. I need someone to have a barny with, get moaned at by and refused sex by cus she's tired.

i'm sorry i really am.......... sorry

 

[Blue Maniac]

Sorry Mr Maniac but i need female company. I cant help it. I need someone to have a barny with, get moaned at by and refused sex by cus she's tired.

i'm sorry i really am.......... sorry

In that case can you do me a favour and poke one of my ex-girlfriends? She's a complete psychopath but she keeps texting me asking for a ****. I'm offering no money whatsoever.

 

[enderby fox]

In that case can you do me a favour and poke one of my ex-girlfriends? She's a complete psychopath but she keeps texting me asking for a ****. I'm offering no money whatsoever.

does she like fat ****s? and taking the fact she's a psychopath out of it, is she fit?

 

[Blue Maniac]

does she like fat ****s? and taking the fact she's a psychopath out of it, is she fit?

Well she's had at least one. She's not bad to look at, bit chunky, and she'll do pretty much anything you ask her to. Still a loon though.

 

[enderby fox]

Well she's had at least one. She's not bad to look at, bit chunky, and she'll do pretty much anything you ask her to. Still a loon though.