lazzer
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Good question hf... Probably healthy that I stay away from women :icon_bigg
Thats what the ripper said.
Women Dilema
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Thats what the ripper said.
Blue Maniac
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To be fair, he was quoting Graham Norton.
Blue Maniac
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No but I like his sheets. Silk, very nice.
SJN-Fox
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Pure filth.
enderby fox
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For anyone that cares i decided to bin the bird in the dilema and am now with a bird from the cov area. still not bad, only 18, nice pair of jublies, at uni, thinks i'm great, about as experianced as me, likes kebabs, good boat race, brunette, doesn't talk about ex's, not asked about the 3some with her mate yet, likes drinking, not into shagging around ( or so she says) likes relationships, not a twat (yet)
all in all
all in all
MKFox
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enderby fox
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Are they bad from that area then? her old man is paying for her to go uni so think she might be well off too.
SJN-Fox
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homer
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Blue Maniac
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For anyone that cares i decided to bin the bird in the dilema and am now with a bird from the cov area. still not bad, only 18, nice pair of jublies, at uni, thinks i'm great, about as experianced as me, likes kebabs, good boat race, brunette, doesn't talk about ex's, not asked about the 3some with her mate yet, likes drinking, not into shagging around ( or so she says) likes relationships, not a twat (yet)
all in all
Christ on a broken tricycle. No offence but for ****'s sake son, when will you ****ing learn? Leave them alone, they are all ****s. Get a time consuming hobby and learn to use your hands.
enderby fox
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Sorry Mr Maniac but i need female company. I cant help it. I need someone to have a barny with, get moaned at by and refused sex by cus she's tired.
i'm sorry i really am.......... sorry
Blue Maniac
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In that case can you do me a favour and poke one of my ex-girlfriends? She's a complete psychopath but she keeps texting me asking for a ****. I'm offering no money whatsoever.
enderby fox
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does she like fat ****s? and taking the fact she's a psychopath out of it, is she fit?
Blue Maniac
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Well she's had at least one. She's not bad to look at, bit chunky, and she'll do pretty much anything you ask her to. Still a loon though.
enderby fox
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