Women Dilema

[enderby fox]

See what I mean?

****ing women.

****s.

Yeah **** it

****ing Women

****s!

Edit: i'm still gonna try and date this 1 i think cus this one doesn't seem like a twat whereas i knew the other one was a twat and still dated her. she didn't even have any fun bags!

 

[SJN-Fox]

For her to like a fat bastard like me then i dont care if she has it. But she does have "it" though! Good looking girl mate.

I dont have a great deal of experiance with women or maturity full stop for that matter. I still like pubeing the lads pints down the pub on a regular basis or knocking a fistful of change out their hands when paying for a pint.

I cant help it. i haven't got kids yet. i'll grow up if/when i have them

I'm not quite sure what's involved in that but I'm sure it's not healthy

 

[Darth Vodka]

i had a dilema the other week

your mum wasn't in...

 

[enderby fox]

I'm not quite sure what's involved in that but I'm sure it's not healthy

probably not . Are you a doctor?

 

[enderby fox]

i had a dilema the other week

your mum wasn't in...

should of knocked still. my sister would of been in

 

[Blue Maniac]

Yeah **** it

****ing Women

****s!

Edit: i'm still gonna try and date this 1 i think cus this one doesn't seem like a twat whereas i knew the other one was a twat and still dated her. she didn't even have any fun bags!

She was a twat and had no chebs? It's a wonder anyone's ever chucked it up.

****ing women.

****s.

 

[Blue Maniac]

should of knocked still. my sister would of been in

 

[enderby fox]

i know i know

 

[enderby fox]

She was a twat and had no chebs? It's a wonder anyone's ever chucked it up.

****ing women.

****s.

i'm just glad i didn't get stuck having a tin lid with her.

I saw the light. tried to get back with her and then finally realised what the **** i was doing.

 

[MKFox]

i had a dilema the other week
your dad wasn't in...

Sickening...

 

[Matt_B]

Why don't you lose some weight and move up a notch Also don't think about someone being to good for you or too good looking, it doesn't always work like that.

It worked for me, I lost 2 1/2 stone and got myself a nice yank..... instead of a thick plank.

Yeah but to be fair, the other one gave us much funnier stories to listen to, this one has just been plain boring.

 

[MKFox]

Enderby, is her dad loaded? If he is, whatever you do don't except a ticket to New York as a "present".

:icon_bigg

Like waving a stick in the Albert Hall.

:icon_bigg

It is perfectly normal for a woman to talk constantly about everything. It is very dangerous to try to make sense of a woman's mind and I would advise you not to.

 

[FIF]

Is a dilema similar to a bi-llama?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Is a dilema similar to a bi-llama?

More like a bipolar bi-lemming. You're thinking of a diagram.

 

[FIF]

More like a bipolar bi-lemming. You're thinking of a diagram.

A diadem?

 

[Blue Maniac]

A diadem?

No that's something to do with gorillas with two cocks.

 

[FIF]

No that's something to do with gorillas with two cocks.

:icon_lol:

Sounds relevant

 

[Blue Maniac]

:icon_lol:

Sounds relevant

No, that's a born-again elephant.

 

[FIF]

No, that's a born-again elephant.

part of the diatribe

 

[Blue Maniac]

part of the diatribe

Isn't George Weah in that?



(Well done if you get that one.)