I'm sorry - but if you were signed on a decent wack and made no appearances for the club at all - that makes Hellings the worst signing of all time, not just the last five years.
Others being cited range from a bit crap to total let down - but even your Josh Lows got pitch time.
No one being mentioned is worse that my three so I declare me having won this thread.
Now back to the party for the girl on girl shenanigans...
I doubt Hellings was on that much money though.
I'd go for someone like Cort or Kaebi, because they were probably on fairly high wages and produced feck all.
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2 | Arsenal | 22 | 44 |
3 | Nottm F | 22 | 44 |
4 | Manchester C | 22 | 38 |
5 | Newcastle | 22 | 38 |
6 | Chelsea | 21 | 37 |
7 | Bournemouth | 22 | 37 |
8 | Aston Villa | 22 | 36 |
9 | Brighton | 22 | 34 |
10 | Fulham | 22 | 33 |
11 | Brentford | 22 | 28 |
12 | Palace | 22 | 27 |
13 | Manchester U | 22 | 26 |
14 | West Ham | 22 | 26 |
15 | Tottenham | 22 | 24 |
16 | Everton | 21 | 20 |
17 | Wolves | 21 | 16 |
18 | Ipswich | 22 | 16 |
19 | Leicester | 22 | 14 |
20 | Southampton | 22 | 6 |