XMAS PARTY

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Malf

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I'm going Las Inguanas for my xmas party at work on friday 19th december at 1.00pm for an alldayer in leics! Come along and watch malf drink himself silly.
 

Joe_Fox

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Sounds good, but will we call each other by our usernames? It'll be funny. Typical converation:

"Malf - get me a pint, and a shandy for Ricey"
"Ok Joe_Fox, does Bluemistress want one?"
"Yeah, and so does DorkWolf, be sure to do a hairy turd in his"
"Ok, Webmaster says he wants a martini on the rocks"
"Tell him to go bollocks, Scarborough said he likes jazz"
"Oh, ok"
"I'll have a pint"
"Christ! Ashov said four words in a row!"
"Scowcroft, put Alex down!"
 

Malf

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Sounds good, but will we call each other by our usernames? It'll be funny. Typical converation:

"Malf - get me a pint, and a shandy for Ricey"
"Ok Joe_Fox, does Bluemistress want one?"
"Yeah, and so does DorkWolf, be sure to do a hairy turd in his"
"Ok, Webmaster says he wants a martini on the rocks"
"Tell him to go bollocks, Scarborough said he likes jazz"
"Oh, ok"
"I'll have a pint"
"Christ! Ashov said four words in a row!"
"Scowcroft, put Alex down!"

Fcukin brilliant!! hahahaaa love it.
 

Joe_Fox

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Malf said:
Fcukin brilliant!! hahahaaa love it.

Morning Malf, how was your night?
 

Joe_Fox

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Malf said:
Morning Malf, how was your night?

Just chilled out mate, listened to the old xmas album with the mrs and got me bell wet!

You?? How was the glove?

Didn't use a glove Malf, and never will. I got 166-167-146 so not bad. i'm second in the league but think I've dropped a bit after this week, never mind, early doors yet. Playing for £5000 next Saturday. Should be fun.
 

Malf

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I've dropped a bit after this weel

What's it got to do with Weel? don't blame him for you only being second in the league :wink:

How much do you have to pay to play if your playing for £5000??

Don't your fingers really hurt after 3 games of bowls? It's like fingering a bird for an hour and a half non-stop, at least you get a turkey when your bowling though!!
 

Joe_Fox

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Malf said:
I've dropped a bit after this weel

What's it got to do with Weel? don't blame him for you only being second in the league :wink:

How much do you have to pay to play if your playing for £5000??

Don't your fingers really hurt after 3 games of bowls? It's like fingering a bird for an hour and a half non-stop, at least you get a turkey when your bowling though!!

Did i put weel? It is like fingering. My girlfriend encourages my bowling.
 

Joe_Fox

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Malf said:
Did i put weel? It is like fingering. My girlfriend encourages my bowling.

Do you see your girlfriend much?

Yeah, she bowls too, she's good for a girl. Think her top score is 187! Mine is 202.
 

Joe_Fox

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Malf said:
Yeah, she bowls too, she's good for a girl. Think her top score is 187! Mine is 202.

Bloody hell, does she have a glove too?

Only when she's milking the beast.
 

Steven

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Joe_Fox said:
Malf said:
Yeah, she bowls too, she's good for a girl. Think her top score is 187! Mine is 202.

Bloody hell, does she have a glove too?

Only when she's milking the beast.

Get a room you two! :roll: :? :roll: 8)
 
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