Jedi said:Own up, who voted no!!!
Sounds good, but will we call each other by our usernames? It'll be funny. Typical converation:
"Malf - get me a pint, and a shandy for Ricey"
"Ok Joe_Fox, does Bluemistress want one?"
"Yeah, and so does DorkWolf, be sure to do a hairy turd in his"
"Ok, Webmaster says he wants a martini on the rocks"
"Tell him to go bollocks, Scarborough said he likes jazz"
"Oh, ok"
"I'll have a pint"
"Christ! Ashov said four words in a row!"
"Scowcroft, put Alex down!"
Malf said:Fcukin brilliant!! hahahaaa love it.
Morning Malf, how was your night?
Malf said:Morning Malf, how was your night?
Just chilled out mate, listened to the old xmas album with the mrs and got me bell wet!
You?? How was the glove?
I've dropped a bit after this weel
Malf said:I've dropped a bit after this weel
What's it got to do with Weel? don't blame him for you only being second in the league![]()
How much do you have to pay to play if your playing for £5000??
Don't your fingers really hurt after 3 games of bowls? It's like fingering a bird for an hour and a half non-stop, at least you get a turkey when your bowling though!!
Did i put weel? It is like fingering. My girlfriend encourages my bowling.
Malf said:Did i put weel? It is like fingering. My girlfriend encourages my bowling.
Do you see your girlfriend much?
Yeah, she bowls too, she's good for a girl. Think her top score is 187! Mine is 202.
Malf said:Yeah, she bowls too, she's good for a girl. Think her top score is 187! Mine is 202.
Bloody hell, does she have a glove too?
Joe_Fox said:Malf said:Yeah, she bowls too, she's good for a girl. Think her top score is 187! Mine is 202.
Bloody hell, does she have a glove too?
Only when she's milking the beast.
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Preston | 7 | 19 |
2 | Leicester | 7 | 18 |
3 | Ipswich | 7 | 18 |
4 | Sunderland | 7 | 13 |
5 | Norwich City | 7 | 13 |
6 | Hull City | 7 | 12 |
7 | Bristol City | 7 | 12 |
8 | Birmingham | 8 | 12 |
9 | Leeds Utd | 7 | 10 |
10 | Cardiff City | 7 | 10 |
11 | Millwall | 7 | 10 |
12 | Blackburn | 7 | 10 |
13 | Southampton | 7 | 10 |
14 | Watford | 7 | 9 |
15 | West Brom | 7 | 9 |
16 | Huddersfield | 7 | 8 |
17 | QPR | 8 | 8 |
18 | Coventry City | 7 | 7 |
19 | Plymouth | 7 | 7 |
20 | Stoke City | 7 | 7 |
21 | Rotherham Utd | 7 | 4 |
22 | Swansea City | 7 | 3 |
23 | Sheffield W | 7 | 2 |
24 | Middlesbro | 7 | 2 |