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Ooooh Leicester, the splendid foxes, the blue riband, storming up the league like an unstoppable bison, some cracking players, like Andy King who scores lots of goals from midfield, and Chris Weale, who keeps the sheets cleaner than an overdose of Vanish, and more loans than an average advert break in Jeremy Kyle, yes yes yesh - we are the besht, this season we had a start about as productive as a Scottish pineapple farm, but now that the Portuguese breakfast has left, we have a Swede, who's birthday is today, and although the cake doesn't have the corresponding amount of candles on it, you know that he can imagine them, and will blow them out wishing for maximum points today and for the rest of the season, he knows the game more than Jamie Oliver knows how to use lots of olive oil on everything, he's got a plan - a plan as cunning as a fox, which is quite a coincidence, closing in on the play-offs, hoping for a day out at Wembley to see the super duper Gary Cooper foxes win promotion to the Premier League, and then go on from there and become a force once again, it's all good at the moment, let's hope it continues for a long time to come and we'll all unite in celebration and be happy happy happy, I like it, lots. Yeah. Thanks.:tumbleweed:
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Ooooh Leicester, the splendid foxes, the blue riband, storming up the league like an unstoppable bison, some cracking players, like Andy King who scores lots of goals from midfield, and Chris Weale, who keeps the sheets cleaner than an overdose of Vanish, and more loans than an average advert break in Jeremy Kyle, yes yes yesh - we are the besht, this season we had a start about as productive as a Scottish pineapple farm, but now that the Portuguese breakfast has left, we have a Swede, who's birthday is today, and although the cake doesn't have the corresponding amount of candles on it, you know that he can imagine them, and will blow them out wishing for maximum points today and for the rest of the season, he knows the game more than Jamie Oliver knows how to use lots of olive oil on everything, he's got a plan - a plan as cunning as a fox, which is quite a coincidence, closing in on the play-offs, hoping for a day out at Wembley to see the super duper Gary Cooper foxes win promotion to the Premier League, and then go on from there and become a force once again, it's all good at the moment, let's hope it continues for a long time to come and we'll all unite in celebration and be happy happy happy, I like it, lots. Yeah. Thanks.:tumbleweed:
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At least I've got alcohol to blame for my rambling nonsense
 
Job done, three points. Worked a treat.
 
I've never come across anybody who works so hard at being enigmatic.
 
Me neither.
 
At least I've got alcohol to blame for my rambling nonsense

It makes a little more sense if you break it into paragraphs.

I thought at first it was another of his wild and wacky 'beat the bookies' type plans.
 
A couple of lucky wins and everyone forgets about the real issues.

TRANSPARENCY. This club is being controlled by dark forces. Evil forces. Malevolent and sinister. I fear for our future, and Sven is the acceptable face to offer sweets and entice us into a world of slavery and eternal damnation.
 
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